According to super genius JD Vance the cause of all of our economic ills are Chinese peasants? Vance uses his twisted Hillbilly logic to mansplain why we need to throw the global economy into chaos and destabilize the markets that had been humming along quite nicely until JD and his Orange Queen crashed the party.

The Mad Queen announced her tariffs, wiped Trillions of Dollars out of our retirement funds then headed off to play golf while the peasants were left to suffer the consequences of her latest edict.

The Attack Monkey isn't taking any of this lightly as he watches his great country quickly fall into the orange abyss, yet he reminds all of those who still cling to logic and reason that the time is now to fight back against Cheeto Jesus and her GOP enablers. Onward!