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Jasmin and Cherie swing vine-first into Disney’s Tarzan, questioning everything from how his parents built a fully furnished treehouse to whether Kerchak is just a misunderstood dad with anger issues. They debate who the real hero is (spoiler: it’s the mum), whether Clayton’s just a colonial bloke trying to make a quid, and how Phil Collins managed to heal our collective childhood trauma with a drum solo. Expect chaos, jungle ethics, and way too much discussion about cartoon chins.