One of the most important episodes of Tasteless yet, this week I'm discussing 2 movies about the wilderness, justice, and a parent trying to do right by their kid by facing a villain with no honor — it's The Revenant vs Troop Beverly Hills.

"In the wilderness of life, we can never be too prepared" — Phyllis Nefler

Dive into the 1950s with 2 movies about traveling back through time and space to a town that's stuck in the past — it's Back to the Future vs Pleasantville.

A comparison of 2 unconventional romantic musicals with sad plots, lots of laughs, and plenty of fantasy — it's Moulin Rouge vs Reefer Madness: The Movie Musical. The latter just so happens to star everyone's favorite resident of The Good Place, Kristen Bell, who has some serious pipes.

We've reached the 50th episode of Tasteless! To honor this momentous occasion, I'm discussing 2 movies about a rock solid team that becomes involved with a variety of shenanigans to achieve their overall goal of pleasing their boss — it's Pulp Fiction vs Charlie's Angels (2000).

In a battle of the senses I break down why A Quiet Place is an inferior horror movie to Bird Box, a film that just so happens to star my all time #1 favorite human Sandra Bullock.

I'm kicking off 2019 discussing 2 movies that feature beloved fictional characters brought into the real world with the magic of CGI — it's Paddington vs Scooby-Doo.

Two quirky unorthodox detectives are pitted against villains that are masquerading as something they're not in order to succeed in their criminal endeavors — it's Die Hard vs Ace Ventura: Pet Detective.

In honor of the holiday season, I talk about two terrible little blonde boys on a single-minded quest to get what they want no matter who or what gets in their way — it's A Christmas Story vs The Good Son.

I also posit my theories about an alternate universe where Ralphie is Macaulay Culkin and uses his Red Ryder BB gun for evil.

When it comes to people going too far in their pursuit of knowledge (and money), leading to ancient predators being unleashed upon the world that they need to then stop, Jurassic Park is nowhere near as good as The Mummy (1999, obviously). I tear into Jurassic Park much how a dinosaur should have torn into Dr. Hammond's awful grandchildren.

This week's comparison features 2 unexpected and quirky love stories that don't follow the typical Hollywood formula — it's (500) Days of Summer vs Tiptoes. I explain why Summer was in the right, prove my undying love for Kate Beckinsale, and I beg listeners to help me find the extended cut of Tiptoes.