Tattoos: it's time to talk about them... briefly. Dave and Sean discuss the ancient art of ink, and then delve into discussing the plot lines of Fantasy Island, the word midget, wild animals and their place in the world, and much more pointless conversation. Also, a special appearance by ex-military P.E. teacher Mr. Thompson, who gives a slightly offensive lesson in taking care of yourself and having a good attitude. Have you ever seen a Metallica tattoo on a pig? Then this episode is for you!