Dumb Devil's Advocate

Dave and Sean reunite after 5 months to discuss some incredibly dumb things. Dave's fatherhood, Sean's refusal to participate in a democracy by choosing Trump or Hillary, Larry the Cable Guy, redneck love and rednack hate, and much, much more! Forgive the different sound, we recorded this in a new secret location outside of the studio! (Dave's house)
 

Dave and Sean debut the promo for a new podcast that is sweeping the nation called "Cereal", before launching into a fabulous episode of their own show. The dynamic duo of dumbness rip Star Wars a new one before launching into a lengthy sexual role play between Arnold Shwarzeneggar and his Honduran maid. Also discussed are bumper stickers, which the guys do eventually find common ground on. Also featured is a new "decisions" themesong, Dave eating celery, and Sean talks about dolphin penises. Enjoy, it's one hell of a weird show!

Important news: Dave and Sean just met U2's very own Bono, and tell us all about it. Later, the two begin to discuss the topic of taxidermy, but that quickly goes out the window when Dave reveals that he recently saw a "little pinky nail micropenis" at the Korean Nude Spa he frequents with his mule dong. Sean recounts the time he peed next to Jeffery Tambor, and how he is kept up at night wishing he had peeked at it. Also included: a polar bear checks coats, Adam Sandler gets taken to task, and a special appearance by 2 of SoCals favorite morning DJs! If you like taxidermy and dicks, this episode is for you!
 

In another triumph of idiocy, Dave and Sean take on the subject of puppets. Among the topics discussed: Kermit the Frog's Hollywood Bad-Boy behavior on set, Bill Cosby's $35,000 sex puppet, the unbearable low art of ventriloquism, and the place that puppetry has in the modern world (hint: a bum in Prague). Plus: Dave endorses a brand of underwear!
 

Sean's recent attempts to be positive by arguing "for" topics comes to an abrupt end when he is is assigned the task of arguing for the Confederate Flag, which pisses him off. Dave's high school gym teacher Mr. Thompson makes a special Christmas appearance to tell the kids to pull their pants up, the guys break down why Spain's habit of giving away free squid and taking naps all day may contribute to their economic troubles. In a special report from his homestead in South Central, Dave discusses catching a local cat shitting in his vegetable garden.

Dave and Sean discuss perhaps their most inane topic yet- trophies. Dave argues that too many people get them, and Sean wonders what it's like to have a vapid trophy wife. Sean spends some time complaining about an omelet that looked like cum (he ate it anyways), and then the duo then team up to pick on nerds who have money. The guys sympathize with being a porsche driving misogynist douche who has a 28 year old wife, and then wonder what it would be to retrieve an engagement ring from your fat wife's poop. It's a great show, give it a listen!

Tattoos: it's time to talk about them... briefly. Dave and Sean discuss the ancient art of ink, and then delve into discussing the plot lines of Fantasy Island, the word midget, wild animals and their place in the world, and much more pointless conversation. Also, a special appearance by ex-military P.E. teacher Mr. Thompson, who gives a slightly offensive lesson in taking care of yourself and having a good attitude. Have you ever seen a Metallica tattoo on a pig? Then this episode is for you!

This week's episode discusses the drinking age of 21. Famed teenage drinker Sean must argue against the drinking age limit, and Dave must argue for it, despite himself being a lover of both teens and drinking to excess. Stay tuned for a bonus song about crack selling and the middle eastern sex trade by D-Merk and Sean the Baptist aka B-Originale!

Dave and Sean discuss their recent adventures in parenthood, pooping after a spicy meal, home improvement projects, halloween costumes, and travel. After catching up on some of that, the topic of the episode is pulled - "Good Samaratins", something that the two hosts have very little experience with. Dave describes the time he pestered an old woman on the street by insisting she was having a coronary when she was in fact fine, and Sean recounts a recent event in which he reluctantly guided a geriatric into a parking spot. In closing, the guys discuss the ultimate act of good will- adoption- and reveal their true character when they both admit they are incapable of such an act. Give it a listen, and be a good Samaratin and tell your dad to listen too!

Dave and Sean begin the show by discussing their recent camping trips- Dave forced his pregnant wife to sleep outside in a tropical storm being attacked by germ carrying mosquitos, and Sean encountered a cowardly black bear in the mountains. The topic pulled is S & M, which leads to a long talk about gimp suits, domination, being sodomized, leather, 50 Shades of Grey, and the life of homeless islanders. Give it a listen and don't forget your safety word - "banana bread"!