Sean's recent attempts to be positive by arguing "for" topics comes to an abrupt end when he is is assigned the task of arguing for the Confederate Flag, which pisses him off. Dave's high school gym teacher Mr. Thompson makes a special Christmas appearance to tell the kids to pull their pants up, the guys break down why Spain's habit of giving away free squid and taking naps all day may contribute to their economic troubles. In a special report from his homestead in South Central, Dave discusses catching a local cat shitting in his vegetable garden.