Penis shaped whistles, day laborers stripping nude on an overturned bucket, your teenage son dancing for money, the name Keanu, money laundering, Asian people's innate superiority, and lots of cocaine. Does this sound interesting to you? If so, listen to this episode. Special guest Nancy joins Dave and Sean for a rabbit hole discussion about all of the above and much more in what constitutes some of the bluest, most offensive material this podcast has ever released.

Hot Air Balloons is the topic that is pulled from the hat and then hardly ever discussed again. Instead, Dave and Sean discuss polar bear attacks, teenagers jacking off on family trips, coprophagia, cats as the perfect pet for heroin addicts, helicopter rides, smoking almonds, sky diving, and much, much more. Plus, a new island themed topic themesong makes it's first appearance!

Dave and Sean meet once again to argue over an inane topic drawn from an envelope, and today's topic is "First Class Seats on Airplanes"- which is briefly discussed before the conversation meanders to Harrison Ford being an asshole, the time Martin Sheen recommended a piece of pizza to Sean, and what an "otter" means in the gay community. Sean discusses his theory of "the bigger the butt the more it poops", and Dave talks about how much he hates narration in movies. Tune in and listen, you will have never wasted a better hour listening to utter bullshit.

A very special episode featuring two guests, Dan and Glen, who join the show for a roundtable discussion on the topic pulled from the envelope - Civil War Reenactments. The group addresses all of the most pertinent questions surrounding the issue: were little drummer boys really just for pederasty? Do women enjoy pretending it's 1863? Special guest Glen posits the theory that reenactments are one of the few safe places for grown men to go enjoy "play", and hey- what's wrong with that? Sean wonders what it might be to like to be a drummer boy serial killer. Special guest Dan tells the tale of when Abraham Lincoln came to San Dimas, and Dave suggests he would rather reenact Vietnam because he once took a pleasant vacation there.  If you or somebody you love enjoys dressing up as Robert E. Lee and walking around the park on the weekend, this show is for you!

Not one but two new themesongs are introduced to the show for the 15th episode special. The guys start off the show by wondering what it's like to be a cat, and then they move on to pulling the listener submitted topic - "The WNBA". Dave has to argue against it, which doesn't seem to be a problem for him as he makes a case that being tea-bagged by another player's nutsack is the most important part of basketball, and is an important element missing from the women's league. Sean goes on to explain that he thinks he could handle being with Queen Latifah romantically, and the two hosts make some questionable remarks regarding menstraution and female sports leagues. All in all, this should probably be a no girl's allowed episode.

The Superfan Dan topic envelope is tapped once again, and the card pulled is "Fred Durst", whom Dave must argue in favor of, and Sean against. The talk meanders to Korn, Tinder dating,, and which Nu-Metal band Dave would like to spend 6 months on a boat with. Sean recalls his past, a time when every 11 year old girl was a wiccan and he wished he could get it on with Britney Spears.

Dave and Sean draw from a topic envelope submitted by Superfan Dan, and the card pulled is "The X-Games". After a brief talk about Subway's turkey sandwich, and recounting the Armenian Genocide rally, the discussion moves on to how embarrassing it must be to have Tony Hawk as a skateboarding dad, 40 year old men competing against 10 year olds in a half pipe, and ultimately decide on whether or not the X Games is a worthwhile endeavor.

The topic of today's discussion is "the circus", Sean must argue for it and Dave against it. The discussion quickly devolves into stories of elephant freak outs, life on the road as a clown, and the time Dave saw a "lobster boy" in Thailand.

Today's topic is "trains". Sean must argue for them, Dave must argue against them. Later, other modes of transportation are ranked.
 

Today's topic is horses. Sean discusses watching one get a boner at the fair, and Dave recounts the time one took a dump next to him during the production of a television show.