Dumb Devil's Advocate

Dave and Sean nurse major hangovers from the night before when they partied hard, and the topic pulled from the envelope is "fast food", which leads to a long conversation about Starbucks straws, headless chickens, obese children, and of course Donald Trump. Dave recalls his boyhood dream of smoking cigarettes and playing pool after watching Pinnochio, and Sean decides to change his name to MC Gepetto-phile. Give it a listen and tell your teacher all about it!
 

Today's topic is magic, familiar to us all as the art of producing a starved animal from an article of clothing when least expected. After discussing magicians and their general lack of interest in everything about magic, the hosts move on to discussing lion hunting, believing in actual magic, and much much more. Also, Dave announces he is going to be a dad, and Sean takes a walk down memory lane as he reflects on being a boy grifter.

We have officially reached the final topic in the first official Dumb Devil's Advocate topic Envelope. Now it is time to move on to a new one, but who will create it? The show starts off with a couple of friendly Inuits in a segment called "snowcast", but then moves on to discuss envelopes in general, the things they can and can't hold, and who is the scariest of horror movie villains. Later, Sean suggests a unique way to celebrate the Unabomber's legacy.
 

This episode's topic is The MPAA - The Motion Picture Association of America. BOORRIING! After talking about how cool Rated R movies used to be, the boys discuss Heath Ledger spitting on Jake Gyllenhaal's rectum in a tent, whether Requiem for a Dream is a good choice to show your kids, and launch into a topical roundtable/one sided rant from Sean about Bruce Jenner and his very public decision to turn into an old woman.

An evil corporation that operates a shadow army of mindless battle drones... and a great way to buy a blender. Amazon is today's topic pulled from the envelope, which leads to a long thought discussion on technology. Sean is excited to experience virtual reality as a wolf playing his role as part of a larger pack in Yellowstone, and Dave expresses a wish to visit another planet and experience virtual sex with an alien. Later, Dave reflects on his career decision and Sean admits Ted Kazcinsky was probably right about technology and we should all just go live in the woods.

As the podcast enters its temporary bi-weekly summer schedule, a chilly topic is pulled from the hat.... Canada. Did people come to Winnipeg because they thought they would win a pig? The guys discuss moose, crossing the border, Crown Royal, and many, many other things.
 

Bikes... meh. Who loves them, who hates them, and really, who cares!?! The guys discuss a diesel biker named Wolf Leader, how to prevent child abduction, and the general world of bikes and cycling. As we enter the slow period of summer releases, this episode is sure to tantalize... for two weeks. Hopefully.

Oh, those glorious holes. Have you ever seen a penis pop out of a hole in a bathroom stall? Did you... did you suck it? If so, only a few paltry minutes of this podcast will be for you. The rest of it is about attending shitty schools, going to the principals office, amusing yourself at a bar mitzvah, pissing in drinking fountains, and much, much more. Plus, the guys announce a new release schedule for the podcast, and maybe even a new life style choice, although Dave has a hard time accepting it. Listen in, and don't forget to tell your dad, your friends, and your teacher!

Dave and Sean discuss the art of street performers. Are they bums? Are they artists? What does it feel like to be a Zonkey? Are horns fun or obnoxious? Hear a tale about a manipulative talking seal with ill intentions talking to a lonely child on a beach, and stick around after to hear about an effeminate urbanite dog that wears turtle necks and has a graphic design job. Dave and Sean also do an ignorant summation of female singer song writers in the 90s, and talk about how great it is to be grown ups, although they hardly are. All of this and so much more, give it a listen, and don't forget to tell your dad and your teacher to do it too!
 

After recounting their respective Saturday nights out, hung over hosts Dave and Sean unveil yet another new topic themesong, and pull the topic "Bottle Service" from the envelope. Sean paints an eleborate scenario where he dresses up like a girl and lets men sodomize him to get free booze in the VIP, Dave delves into the minds of people who would spend $800 to drink a bottle of Vodka behind a velvet rope, and the hosts come up with a wild conspiracy theory regarding robot humans. Later, the lifestyles of Europeans are compared and contrasted with those of Americans, who are chiefly concerned with spousal bickering and KFC, while the Europeans are drinking mama's stew in the 200 year old family home. This episode is prreeee-tttty bizarre and funny, so sit back and enjoy!