We need a shovel and pail to scoop up all these fails. This week:

• Russell Brand, notable Bad Dude, is actually bad because of ties to Meghan Markle
• Malia Obama wears a crop top and hides behind a tree with MEN
• Taylor Swift, a 33-year-old adult, is dating someone again. So we have to ask: fellas, is it gay to care about a woman?   

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