Welcome to episode 99 of The Body Serve, one episode away from an unlikely milestone. Thank you to listener @SholzTalks10s for his unwitting inspiration for the structure of this episode: we run through the tennis happenings from A-Z, serving up our usual flavours of tea, opinion, results, and levity. Hop on board The Body Serve train for one of our favourite episodes yet.

6:30 A-C: Agassi still on-board the Nole train, British media hysteria, and Cilic enters top 4

12:00 D-F: Dan Evans’ cocaine ban, Errani emerges from pasta-gate, and Fedal XXXVIII

23:10 G-I: Grisha presses Rafa again, parsing through Hong Kong, and Belinda’s back from injury

27:50 J-L: Jo Konta’s class & the British affinity for cakes, Kremlin Cup, and Linz results

34:15 M-O: Maria wins Tianjin, Nadal excels in Asia, and we are OVER the Fedal fandom outrage

40:15 P: Fabio’s peanuts

47:45 Q: Jonathan takes a Quiz

59:10 R-U: Roselyne Bachelot faces the music, Shanghai doing THE MOST, feeding the trolls, and unlucky delPo

1:06:30 V-X: Osaka’s dream win vs Queen Vee, WTA #1 race, and we’re Xcited for episode 100!!!

1:11:30 Y&Z: Fedal year-end #1 talk and Zhuhai is on the come up