I'm heckling you.

It's a beloved part of baseball.

May I remind you that you're talking to the seeker, beater, chaser and

water boy of the third place Griffith Park Quidditch team.

Cut it out! You're hurting my feelings!

You guys are going out two nights in a row?I missed a number of date nights while I was on my train trip, and I'm

contractually obligated to make them up under the terms of the

Relationship Agreement.

It's better than hot, it's binding.

I'd love to have you join us on a double date.

You are aware that a double date doesn't count as two dates.

I also gave Leonard one hell of a high five.

Great. And while we're at it, maybe we could butch up your run for

when you head out to the mound.

Oh, just kidding.

No, it's yucky, but informing people about the history of Yorkshire is

yummy, yum-yum.

I wasn't making a joke, I was merely stating fact.Well, I was going to, but the day of tryouts I found my dad's Playboy

collection. Threw my arm out.

For starters, we enjoy spending time together.

Yeah, toddlers do that.

Not even married and the honeymoon's over.