The Big Slang Theory

A COMMUNITY AND PODCAST FOR ENGLISH LEARNERS WHO ARE INTERESTED IN PERSONAL DEVELOPMENT AND BUSINESS LEADERSHIP SKILLS.

1) Maybe after this, you'll be in the mood for some Manilow.

2) I mean, look at you. Your body's bangin'!

3) Go online and look it up.

4) Go check out how hung Florida is.

5) Maybe we can come up with a punishment for straying off topic.

6) If only we had one.

7) We want to see if they twirl their junk in the other direction.

8) To the walk-in closet? Sure.

9) Okay, so we agree, whenever someone takes us off topic they get their arm hair yanked off.

10) If we're leaning towards quantum coupling...

11) And now I owe you one.

12) And now I'm gonna hear it from Jenny.

13) Jump ahead to the Stay Puft Marshmallow Man.

14) It really does hold up.

Probably because we left the diagram of it in the restaurant,

and none of us wanted to walk back.

Two days later, Penny moved in, and so much blood rushed to

your genitals, your brain became a ghost town.

Getting Penny to go back out with him after she dumped him.

Tricking Penny into getting engaged.And a few weeks ago, he almost did a pull-up.

I think someone owes me an apology.

Girl's weekend. Vegas. You in?

It's wonderful, and I swear I'm not saying that because Justin

Timberlake is in it.

Boy, when you met Bernadette, the field of robotics really took

a hit.

You know, let's just come up with something new.

You know, let me do a little tonight, and I'll catch up with you

guys later.

Had will have placed?Do you know if you look at Austria on a map it actually looks

like a wiener?

And I'm sure you can turn it around.

What if you just hang around and act like her friend until you wear her down?

Well, maybe people would like you more if you didn't crap all over their ideas

Then again, why wouldn't I? I mean, we go way back.

We'll get to see all the new stuff before it hits the shelves.

Yes, but as a store owner, I'll finally have a good comeback to,

Because if she hadn't, she'd still be wading through the list

Well...she stormed out.

There's something I wanted to run past you.

Well, would you consider mounds of credit card debt kind of a big deal financially?

Well, hear me out.

We're splitting it four ways, so it's really not that much money.

Oh, baby. That story's made up, isn't it?

Now, before I start, I need you to know that I'm very excited about this, and anything you say that isn't enthusiastically supportive will throw our entire relationship into question.

I'm feeling a little backed into a corner, Sheldon. I just love both you guys, and I want you to get along

Yeah, and Leonard and I are engaged now, and I'm just hoping we can put this whole thing behind us. Okay, let's get down to business.

Howie was thinking about putting up some money to help you reopen the store, but before that happens, I have a few questions.

I'm so glad we could work this all out. I was looking forward to it.

Yes, but tell me a dinosaur chicken salad sandwich wouldn't hit the Mesozoic spot.

We still on for tomorrow night?

According to a recent study out of Oxford University, when someone takes on a new romantic partner,

You'll get a Christmas card for a couple of years, and then you're dead to me.

Do you know how many HBOs that leech had my mother get him?

Yeah, even if it turns out you don't have Dengue fever, they still let you take a lollipop.

I used to think my high school P.E. teacher didn't like me, but it turned out, she liked me a little too much.

We went to a Melissa Etheridge concert, I got an A, it all worked out.

For starters, they shed and bite.

Why don't we put up the rest of the money that Stuart needs?

Ooh, maybe we could come up with a business plan to compete with this place.

Since you like Raj, I thought you might be into that.

Okay, I'm sorry. Did we get off on the wrong foot?

Raj told me that a while ago, you two hooked up.

So, what are some ways we could set our comic book store apart from the competition?

It would be great to figure out a way to get more kids in the store.

Ooh, what if we got a van and drove around and picked kids up?

And are you gonna use candy to lure them in?

We got drunk and fooled around.

You would leave me out of the conversation with the next guy if you dump Leonard?

On the bright side, that Oxford study was right.

No. You're crazy about me.

It has avocado on it. She's allergic to avocado.

Are you so jealous of our relationship you want Amy to die?

The number nine -- oddly, only a four.

Which is why a curly fry only gets a two.

If I wanted curls for dinner, I'd order a clown wig.

Oh, what did those rascals do now?

It's been around for 25 years,Well, kind of takes the romance out of relationships.

Heads up! Watch out!

What else you up to? *to be up to

There's no upside.

And if you screw up, you're an idiot on YouTube forever.

Okay, thanks for the pep talk.

We never should have been comparing relationships in the first place.

You know, I say, next, we take on Koothrappali and his dog.

It really ties the whole stadium together.I expected to see Howard throw the baseball, finish my hot dog, and

hightail it across the street to Disneyland just in time for Mickey's

Soundsational Parade.

I'll tell you what. If we stay, I'll buy you cotton candy and a bobblehead.

Wish me luck.

We go to Disneyland, play hide and seek on Tom Sawyer's Island,

You suck, Wolowitz!

Okay, booing isn't gonna make it go any faster!

I'm heckling you.

It's a beloved part of baseball.

May I remind you that you're talking to the seeker, beater, chaser and

water boy of the third place Griffith Park Quidditch team.

Cut it out! You're hurting my feelings!

You guys are going out two nights in a row?I missed a number of date nights while I was on my train trip, and I'm

contractually obligated to make them up under the terms of the

Relationship Agreement.

It's better than hot, it's binding.

I'd love to have you join us on a double date.

You are aware that a double date doesn't count as two dates.

I also gave Leonard one hell of a high five.

Great. And while we're at it, maybe we could butch up your run for

when you head out to the mound.

Oh, just kidding.

No, it's yucky, but informing people about the history of Yorkshire is

yummy, yum-yum.

I wasn't making a joke, I was merely stating fact.Well, I was going to, but the day of tryouts I found my dad's Playboy

collection. Threw my arm out.

For starters, we enjoy spending time together.

Yeah, toddlers do that.

Not even married and the honeymoon's over.

Amy, please. I am trying to figure out a way to intellectually emasculate a dear

friend of mine.

You better watch that attitude, buddy.

Why are you going to so much trouble to prove that you're smarter than

Wolowitz?

thus causing me to lash out at anything or anyone that threatens my intellectual

superiority.

And if you're gonna spend all your time trying to belittle me by making this class

unnecessarily hard, then I'm out.

then I'm willing to give this a shot.

That's where I'm a little fuzzy.Um, I was just calling to see what you were up to tonight.

Thought maybe we could hit up Color Me Mine, Uh, thanks, but I think I'm gonna

stay in

and go over the stuff Bernadette gave me.

Try and get that nag off your back, right?

I'd come by and help her study.

Oh. Well, good luck getting her to do that.

I was probably being too hard on her.

You know, when the two of you aren't getting along, it puts me in a really weird

position.

You enjoy making fun of engineering so much;

Okay, what are the potential side effects for our erectile dysfunction drug?Okay, good. She seemed like she really wanted to go out tonight.

Because we were awkward and weird and couldn't play sports!

Hey, as long as the baby's healthy.

I wonder if Stalin considered any other animals.

A half-human, half-hippo soldier would be pretty badass.

You would wind up with an army so cute it couldn't be attacked.

The answer is cuddly soldiers with big flat noses. Moving on.

Did you get a chance to look over the materials I gave you?

I'm sensing awkwardness, am I right?

It seems like you could use this time to get a head start.But imagine how impressed they'd be if you showed up already familiar with the

material.

Okay, so what, you want me to be like a teacher's pet?

Dr. Cooper, while you were away, we came up with a solution that would allow

you to change your field of study.

Pouting and running away actually worked.

Then I have to sit through lunch knowing this starfish is having a better day than I

am.

Well, ever since she helped me get this job, she won't stop bugging me.

I told you, they'll be right out.

Usually when someone's being talked about behind their back, it's me and it's

right in front of my face.

Hey, how'd it go with human resources? Awful.It is true that many of my heroes have taken students under their wings

It's driving me crazy.

That's outrageous!

No one signed up.

Apparently, I have a reputation for being obnoxious.

The cookies are named after a town in Massachusetts.

You take that back!

1) Hang on. You traveled across the entire country

2) Well, I'm a people person.

3) Mm-hmm. one of those chubsters even had an insulin

pump!

4) I doubt there's any funny business going on.

5) not tell Bernadette how badly I blew this interview?

6) with that squeaky little voice.

7) You ready to move on to the mustard round?8) quietly stewing for the past two hours?

9) How could you just go away like that?

10) to know I couldn't make it on my own.

11) What's the big deal?

12) You idolize me, and nothing could ever knock me off

that pedestal you put me on.

13) I want to break up with her.

14) Okay, calm down.

15) If I mow the lawn, can I have my allowance?

16) This isn't getting us anywhere.17) I was robbed of my phone and pants,

18) I can

’t take this, I’m out

19) I thought your phone got stolen.

20) And you thought they all had a silver lining.

21) because there were cracker crumbs on it.

22) You know, I almost died in a fire in Des Moines, but I

stayed put.