Originally published on August 22nd, 2010.

[Guests]* The Burrito* Candy Cane

[Topics]* Butth0le bleaching* Strip club story* Fleshlight* Dan Aykroyd

[News]* Austin Texas city employees accused of padding paychecks* Prison for legally blind Waco Texas driver over fatality* Couple steal VCR, Tito’s vodka and 25 pounds of meat* Bank robber forgets mask* New York bed bug invasion* Grisly find in search for Japanese centenarians* Chinese boy, 10 months, weighs the same as a six-year-old* Smoking ban in San Antonio* Money falls from butt during strip search* Man arrested for attempted rape caught masturbating during interrogation* Former Austin police officer accused of trading money and drugs for sex* DWI suspect drives 11 miles without tire* Top 10 celebrities with highest percentage of risky sites to search* Unusual foreign bodies removed from patients

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