Originally published on February 28th, 2011.

[Chat]. The Blue Knight (17:37). Black Nasty (20:46). Reenactment of woman beating up roommate over Thin Mints (22:56). Gemini Toots (37:41). What I Had For Lunch. Burn popcorn on purpose at work. Gemini had a hole in his retina lasered shut[News]. Driver screams `I`m high on cocaine` after car crash. Boy arrested for selling cocaine out of Doritos bag. Gold tooth blocks bullet. Chemicals found after hallucinations lead police to drug lab. Man accused of drunkenly urinating on chicken at Arkansas grocery store. Drunk breaks into Pizza Hut and deep-fries wings. London shop serving breast milk ice cream. All-chicken roasting specialty channel for Canada. Driver hid meth pipe in beer bottle. Speeder stopped with $160,000 worth of pot. Man gave $200K to fake online girlfriend. Woman beats up roommate over Thin Mints Girl Scout cookies. Egyptian names newborn Facebook. Man beats girlfriend over using Internet to research how to leave an abusive relationship. Man who drove into river was texting. Suspect spit feces at officer. Pizza driver leads to woman`s rescue. Man who ejaculated into co-worker`s water bottle convicted