A present to our listeners, from our poly family to yours. Tea Bags and Podcast Presents: The Twelve Days of C̶h̶r̶i̶s̶t̶m̶a̶s̶ Kinkmas.
Adjusted Lyrics: TBnJPodcast
Vocals: TBnJPodcast Si
Piano Arrangment and Accompanyment: TBnJPodcast Chris
On the 1st Day of Kinkmas my cuckold gave to me 1 a bull in his rear entry
On the 2nd Day of Kinkmas my bottom gave to me 2 but plugs...
On the 3rd Day of Kinkmas my lover gave to me 3 hickies...
On the 4th Day of Kinkmas my pain pig gave to me 4 nipple clamps...
On the 5th Day of Kinkmas my sex shop sent to me 5 cock rings...
On the 6th Day of Kinkmas my rigger gave to me 6 ropes a tying...
On the 7th Day of Kinkmas my boy sub gave to me 7 wands a stimming...
On the 8th Day of Kinkmas my dominant gave to me 8 days of milking...
On the 9th Day of Kinkmas my boot black gave to me 9 leather dadies...
On the 10th Day of Kinkmas my bear cub gave to me 10 rubbermen squeeking...
On the 11th Day of Kinkmas my good drone gave to me 11 gimps a-moaning...
On the 12th Day of Kinkmas my locked boy gave to me 12 months no cumming...