Tea with Coconut & Plantain

Josh & Zino sip green tea and nighttime tea to discuss live-action remakes, House Of The Dragon, Halle Bailey getting one million dislikes for The Little Mermaid, black people in Rings Of Power, John Boyega in Star Wars, the period uh period ah girl tiktok girl, people randomly taking videos of other people. 

Pour yourself some tea and come sit down with Josh & Zino. 

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Josh & Zino sip green tea and water to discuss walking around the house naked, the UK flop era, 90 Day Fiancé, Ray J exposing the Kardashians, shock at finding out his Brandy’s brother, Nick Cannon shooting out sperm, and Nicki Minaj continuing her problematic streak. 

Pour yourself some tea and come sit down with Josh & Zino. 

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TRIGGER WARNING: Abuse and Violence. 

Josh & Zino sip orange juice and tea (builders/PG tips) to discuss Queen Elizabeth II’s passing, Jennette McCurdy’s new book “I’m Glad My Mom Died”, the Red Table Talk interview, the relationship between abuse, motherhood, and fame. 

Pour yourself some tea and come sit down with Josh & Zino. 

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Josh & Zino sip green tea (with honey, lemon, and turmeric) to discuss African-American Vernacular English being appropriated, the intersectionality of queer culture and black culture, Josh’s birthday month celebrations, white women getting too comfortable in the club, the intricacies of trusting people – do you trust someone or wait for them to break the trust? OR do you not trust people to begin with and then wait for them to do something to trust you?, having difficult conversations with friends, and the problem with Twitter spaces. DISCLAIMER: Josh would like to send his apologies for the cold.  

Pour yourself some tea and come sit down with Josh & Zino. 

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Josh & Zino sip Pepsi Max and water to discuss Zino’s birthday celebrations, boob tape, the problems with our stomach, Blac Chyna tweeting out that she’s a single-mum, Rob Kardashian and Tyga clapping back, celebrities co-opting narratives of struggle, catching up on the Will Smith saga, Nadine Dorries pursuing the privatisation of Channel 4,  fitness people on social media moving mad.  

Pour yourself some tea and come sit down with Josh & Zino. 

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Josh & Zino sip jasmine tea and “make it on the stove” coffee to discuss the 94th Academy Awards, Will Smith slapping Chris Rock, the reactions to it, the lack of focus on Jada Pinkett Smith, the disproportionate response from people, the take on Will Smith’s first Academy Award, Zino’s relationship with her mother, and Matt Hancock continuing being a spineless minion. 

Pour yourself some tea and come sit down with Josh & Zino. 

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Josh & Zino sip cranberry juice and peppermint tea to discuss the update on health kicks, Jamaica declaring a republic, uncoupling from the mentality of colonialism, the bond of countries through shared colonial trauma, the deal with interracial relationships, the mental journey of being in one, sacrificing parental expectation for the self-happiness, the interaction of cultures and relationships, interracial couples on social media, and the election in the Philippines. 

Pour yourself some tea and come sit down with Josh & Zino.  

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Josh & Zino sip coffee and lemon and ginger tea to discuss the gigantic mugs culture, lessening liver fat by drinking coffee, random health tips from social media, the return of the Kardashians, Kim telling everyone to get up off your a** and work, the motivational advice from rich people, the tribulations of Wordle, the chokehold life strategist has on Hollywood stars (reference to Daniel Kaluuya), the problems of home organisation TikToks, and repackaging things into clear containers. 

Pour yourself some tea and come sit down with Josh & Zino. 

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Josh & Zino sip jasmine tea and lemon and ginger tea to discuss no one narrating trailers anymore, the issue surrounding the beginning of spring, Kanye West’s new single Eazy (ft The Game), the violent scenes of the music video, his social media rants against Kim Kardashian and Pete Davidson, the controlling relationship of KimYe. Doja Cat not going on tour, the fakeness of companies on International Women’s Day, and the Gender Pay Gap Bot. 

Pour yourself some tea and come sit down with Josh & Zino. 

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Josh & Zino sip jasmine tea and night-time tea to discuss the suffering happening in the Ukrainian war, AnnaLynne McCord offering slam poetry, woke activism, the purpose of celebrities, the performativeness on social media, the hot takes for Love is Blind season finale, the walking methods of Gigi Hadid, the decline of modeling, and the ruin of pop culture because of nepotism. 

Pour yourself some tea and come sit down with Josh & Zino. 

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