dork just really wants to be cool. that's it. pls help them achieve this goal.

2 DETANGLE * honesty >> genuine >> integrity >> patience >> status >> power >> reality >> realism vs. pessimism. dork doesn't rly know what that means but they've just been feeling kind of out of it.

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this episode is uninspired but i genuinely think this music is good so i guess its inspirING? idk

this episode is the sonic equivalent of a sweater unraveling very quickly because the person who knitted it is aggressively and consistently tugging at a loose bit of yarn but because they're socially well adjusted it's totally fine and they're not even bothered

in a fresh new twist dork plays music and pretends to know what's cool

dork goes through the top played artists on teachable moments +a few honorable mentions interspersed with some minorrrr technical difficulties and a call in from chris (what's up chris?) asking abt a song abt apples that played on air 2 days ago? if anyone knows what song chris is looking for please let him know. anywho happy holidoo!

the planet is dying and dork is freaking out. but at least it's pleasantly cool outside.

dork hadn't know that there was an established and legitimate hierarchy of nerd vs geek vs dork but now they do and have no idea what their place in the world is. they are lost. confused. floating through space. desperately searching for some kind of meaning. anything.

dork does Not think that being pretentious is cool! for example, if you say that nerds and geeks are cooler than dorks you are being pretentious and not cool.