-Will Snow White be ruined by back hair? & Jonny's secret Pizza shame

-The German Forklift Championships: DAS GUT!

-WHAT'S APPENING: Financing your junk food

-FYI: A local favorite is reopening and Jonny has OFFENDED Hannah about it

-AFAF: What percentage of blame does this wife get because her husband burned himself?

-WITHER REPORT: Fighting guy for President, Pete Davidson is a dirty line cook again, & Tom Cruise is on his way in a helicopter to take your girl