John, Todd and Chris are here with a jam-packed episode. Topics include: the mystery of a weird shed next to John's property, kentucky has decided 1st cousins are chill to marry, (the story also features a weird amount of Survivor contestants), vivek has already dropped out and endorsed trump, some guy named Jelly Roll weighs in on fentanyl (he thinks the answer is to sanction china and mexico), some insane AI-generated product pages on amazon, and ebay's punishment for a long harassment campaign they waged against a newsletter

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