About 2 years ago, Kevin Gary Phillips had a dream: to one day start his own podcast. So he thought about it real hard, and then did nothing.

Then later he did something! He called his friend Ivan Samuel Berry and asked him to be a co-host on his podcast. Ivan said “no”. Kevin said “do it or I will murder everyone you love!”, Ivan said “I’ll do it!”. and they high-fived! 

Ivan and Kevin then tried one idea, which never really took off because it was terrible and stupid.

THEN…MR VERTICAL LINE WAS BORN.

In this teaser episode, Ivan and Kevin discuss roughly what to expect from the show, and give a couple of tasty stories to wet your naughty little appetites. We also talk very briefly about the things that make us laugh:

balls

boobs

Big fish…or Big Train (inside joke)

If that wasn’t enough to get you to hit play, Ivan also dies halfway through the episode and Kevin bravely nurses him back to life because he is sexy and brave and sexy…..(that last part may not have been actually recorded).

So sit back, pop a pair of headphones on, and enjoy hearing about scary youth leaders, and a slap happy ex. 

Oh and Kevin also explains why he named the podcast MVL.