“Mr. Owl, how many bites does it take to get to the shame center of In-N-Out Animal Style fries?” Let’s find out. One... Two... Two bites…¹ oh no was that american cheese?

This week: tax shelters, email notifications, and a meatless alternative to Sunday Night Football. 🏈.

¹ If you don’t get this reference, ask your nearest boomer.

Links:

• Chipotle's Chipotlane Drive-Thru Review: What It's Like to Use

We’re almost done writing our screenplay: “The Curse of the iPod Hi-Fi”. It’s a working title, but we think it’d be a great fit for TV+. Any listeners know someone who can get us a meeting with Tim or Eddy?

This week: new threads, slow streets, and Larry Page watches you sleep. 💤 .

Links:

• New leaked photos of AirPods 3 show universal fit without interchangeable ear tips - 9to5Mac

Seems kind of unprofessional for a veterinarian to write “a bit chonky” under weight on a dog’s chart, tbh.

This week: Britishisms, millennial chip marketing, and yet another entrant into the very un-socially distanced streaming wars. 🐶.

Links:

• Knockbox - Wikipedia

We’ll get Blue Barn to stop calling sandwiches “sandos” if British folks agree to stop calling vaccinations “jabs”. Deal, Boris?

This week: food and beverage reviews, vine voices, and the lead barrister of AFC Richmond finally gets the recognition he deserves. ⚽️.

Links:

• New Coca-Cola® with Coffee - Coming Soon | Coca-Cola®

This new generation with their dabbing and Tiktok will never understand what it was like in the 1990s. There was no Spotify. We had to walk uphill, in the snow, both ways to Fry’s to get a spindle of CD-Rs for our sick Sugar Ray mixes.

This week: chicken sandwiches, mass transit, and a more jacked era of the Gerber baby. 🍼.

Links:

• rahcel on Twitter: "https://t.co/yGLQL7TCwP" / Twitter

Up is down. Black is white. Congress is effective. Carlos had embraced the multi-pad lifestyle?

This week: barnstorming the HGTV vault, swiping on niche dating apps, and supercruising in the new Mach-EUV. 🚗.

Links:

• Tesla Dating

Sure an Apple Car might sound fine on paper, but how is your average driver supposed to flip it over to plug in the Lightning cable for charging?

This week: living más, steering the climate climate policy agenda, and going over the top in Waco. 🏡.

Links:

• Blue Check Homes

Short squeezes over quiet sneezes all day every day.

This week: cable sports, ultra wideband figs, and the case for why Apple might give in and make the computer people actually want. 💻.

Links:

• Belkin Boost Charge Pro is the best MagSafe combo charger - 9to5Mac

New administration who dis?

This week: crimes against coffee and eggs, sparkling water bitters, and Apple's plan to restore dignity and decorum to the Mac. 🇺🇸.

Links:

• Food Network on Twitter: "We all have our own methods to making perfect scrambled eggs, but wait until you see how @marthastewart makes hers with a very unexpected kitchen appliance! 🤯 https://t.co/I2Ogc94c9l" / Twitter

Well, we certainly won't make the mistake of mixing up Ted Cruz and Marco Rubio again after this week.

This week: deplatforming, flight simulating, and America's favorite new game: bourbon or old timey candy? 🥃.

Links:

• HBO Max Streamer to Launch December 17 on Roku Devices