Seems kind of unprofessional for a veterinarian to write “a bit chonky” under weight on a dog’s chart, tbh.

This week: Britishisms, millennial chip marketing, and yet another entrant into the very un-socially distanced streaming wars. 🐶.

Links:

• Knockbox - Wikipedia
• Home - Kettle Brand
• Article | Trader Joe's
• Haunted Ghost Pepper – Paqui Chips
• Trader Joe's Ridge Cut Potato Chips Seasoned with Horseradish & Chives
• Why Do We Have Daylight Saving Time?
• Overcast overhauls its Apple Watch app - The Verge
• Apple Confirms iMac Pro Will Be Discontinued When Supplies Run Out, Recommends 27-Inch iMac - MacRumors
• Sonos Roam officially announced for $169, preorders start now - The Verge
• Paramount Plus is a powerful nostalgia machine, but it doesn’t feel necessary yet - The Verge
• Golden State Cider Taproom

We’ll get Blue Barn to stop calling sandwiches “sandos” if British folks agree to stop calling vaccinations “jabs”. Deal, Boris?

This week: food and beverage reviews, vine voices, and the lead barrister of AFC Richmond finally gets the recognition he deserves. ⚽️.

Links:

• New Coca-Cola® with Coffee - Coming Soon | Coca-Cola®
• Spirit Works Distillery® | Home Page | California Distillery
• COSMIC CRISP® - 2 Towns Ciderhouse - 8% ABV Imperial Apple Cider
• Krinkle Cut™ Habanero Lime - Kettle Brand
• Keaton Patti on Twitter: "FDA Approves Heinz Vaccine https://t.co/07aOUd0WYR" / Twitter
• Franch | Breaking Bad Wiki | Fandom
• Heinz® Heinz Mayochup, 16.5 oz Easy Squeeze Bottle | Heinz®
• Blue Barn
• A Tale of Two Slings: Peak Design and Amazon Basics - YouTube
• Every US Apple Store is open for the first time since March 2020 - 9to5Mac
• Best Buy just laid off 5,000 workers and will close more stores - CNN
• Jason Sudeikis reveals Golden Globes hoodie origin | EW.com
• AMC Networks ‘Better Call Saul’ To Return In First Quarter Of 2022 – Deadline
• Dana Sibera (@NanoRaptor) / Twitter

This new generation with their dabbing and Tiktok will never understand what it was like in the 1990s. There was no Spotify. We had to walk uphill, in the snow, both ways to Fry’s to get a spindle of CD-Rs for our sick Sugar Ray mixes.

This week: chicken sandwiches, mass transit, and a more jacked era of the Gerber baby. 🍼.

Links:

• rahcel on Twitter: "https://t.co/yGLQL7TCwP" / Twitter
• Cabel on Twitter: "• Kettle Krinkle Cut Truffle & Sea Salt ☺️ • Kettle Krinkle Cut Salt & Fresh Ground Pepper ☺️ *not new • Ketttle Krinkle Cut Habanero Lime 🙂 #new https://t.co/FUWFjAAjIY" / Twitter
• McDonald’s Joins the Fierce Fight for Chicken Sandwich Supremacy - The New York Times
• Technology - Smilemakers | McDonald's approved vendor for branded merchandise
• Taco Bell Testing Chicken Sandwich Taco Before Nationwide Rollout - Eater
• Apple Pay - Bay Area Transit - Get Notified - Apple
• Fry's Electronics Ad
• Kuo: New MacBook Pro Models With HDMI Port and SD Card Reader to Launch Later This Year - MacRumors
• 2021 AirPods rumors: Updates for AirPods and AirPods Pro - 9to5Mac
• August Wi-Fi Smart Lock - A Smarter, Secure Wi-Fi Lock
• ‎HealthFit on the App Store
• Healthfit update means you can sync Apple Watch and Strava once again

Up is down. Black is white. Congress is effective. Carlos had embraced the multi-pad lifestyle?

This week: barnstorming the HGTV vault, swiping on niche dating apps, and supercruising in the new Mach-EUV. 🚗.

Links:

• Tesla Dating
• Scott Conant® on Instagram: “Your Tuesday reminder that the entire second season of #ChoppedSweets is now streaming on @discoveryplus 😊 #discoveryplus @foodnetwork”
• Guy's Ranch Kitchen | Food Network
• Tesla Model S refresh spotted with 'regular' steering wheel - Electrek
• Tesla (TSLA) buys $1.5B in bitcoin, pushing the crypto to all-time high; plans to accept as payment - Electrek
• Here’s what the upcoming Sonos headphones will probably look like - The Verge
• Carlos's Multi-Pad Lifestyle
• Coffee Table iPad
• 2022 Chevrolet Bolt EUV and EV announced with almost everything you asked for - Electrek
• Mustang Mach-E review: Ford’s big bet is about to pay off - The Verge
• Why This Year’s Super Bowl Will Look Like 'Madden' IRL | WIRED
• Reeder 5
• Apps – Marco.org

Sure an Apple Car might sound fine on paper, but how is your average driver supposed to flip it over to plug in the Lightning cable for charging?

This week: living más, steering the climate climate policy agenda, and going over the top in Waco. 🏡.

Links:

• Blue Check Homes
• Writer for Black Mirror on Twitter: "You can now get a Verified Badge crest on your Bay Area home if you're an influencer, public figure, or represent a brand. https://t.co/SyoURdSGe7 https://t.co/H1Sz3gwBdL" / Twitter
• Writer for Black Mirror on Twitter: "Oh no, not my calculator too!!! https://t.co/z7peo2tCpk" / Twitter
• Apple Car specs? 160 mph, 300-mile range, 18-minute charge - 9to5Mac
• CNBC: Apple and Hyundai nearing Apple Car deal, first version will ‘not be designed to have a driver’ - 9to5Mac
• Audi announces end of combustion A4, A6 & A8 models - electrive.com
• How Volkswagen’s $50 Billion Plan to Beat Tesla Short-Circuited - WSJ
• Tesla unveils new Model S with new interior, crazy steering wheel, and more - Electrek
• Google Stadia Shuts Down Internal Studios, Changing Business Focus
• Carrot Weather gets a fresh new design and a bigger shift to subscriptions - The Verge

Short squeezes over quiet sneezes all day every day.

This week: cable sports, ultra wideband figs, and the case for why Apple might give in and make the computer people actually want. 💻.

Links:

• Belkin Boost Charge Pro is the best MagSafe combo charger - 9to5Mac
• Amazon.com: Belkin 3-in-1 Wireless Charger (Wireless Charging Station for iPhone, Apple Watch, AirPods) Wireless Charging Dock, iPhone Charging Dock, Apple Watch Charging Stand, White (WIZ001ttWH)
• Even more ads in the guide? : Tivo
• Pixar's 'Soul' was so popular on streaming that it beat 'The Office' | Engadget
• Apple (AAPL) Plans New MacBook Air with MagSafe, MacBook Pro With SD Card Slot - Bloomberg
• NBCSN to shut down after 2021 when sports will shift to USA Network
• NBCUniversal’s Peacock to Become WWE’s Exclusive Streaming Home - WSJ
• Sony reveals Alpha 1 50MP full-frame camera capable of 30fps and 8K: Digital Photography Review
• Nature’s Bakery Whole Wheat Fig Bars, Apple Cinnamon, Real Fruit, Vegan, Non-GMO, Snack bar, 6 boxes with 6 twin packs (36 twin packs): Amazon.com: Grocery & Gourmet Food

New administration who dis?

This week: crimes against coffee and eggs, sparkling water bitters, and Apple's plan to restore dignity and decorum to the Mac. 🇺🇸.

Links:

• Food Network on Twitter: "We all have our own methods to making perfect scrambled eggs, but wait until you see how @marthastewart makes hers with a very unexpected kitchen appliance! 🤯 https://t.co/I2Ogc94c9l" / Twitter
• Watch Chip and Joanna Gaines in new ‘Fixer Upper’ trailer
• Bobby Flay - Wikipedia
• Sophie Vershbow on Twitter: "Every time I remember that we're about to have a president who displays healthy human emotions I experience a moment of hope." / Twitter
• ‘What Kind of Message Is That?’: How Republicans See the Attack on the Capitol - The New York Times
• 2021 MacBook Pro models – can today's reports be right? - 9to5Mac
• Tim Cook gave the first Mac Pro to Trump, apparently - The Verge
• True Cubes

Well, we certainly won't make the mistake of mixing up Ted Cruz and Marco Rubio again after this week.

This week: deplatforming, flight simulating, and America's favorite new game: bourbon or old timey candy? 🥃.

Links:

• HBO Max Streamer to Launch December 17 on Roku Devices
• Warner Bros. will release its 2023 movies in theaters first | Engadget
• The Right to an Audience - Still or Sparkling
• Move: A Portable WiFi + Bluetooth Speaker | Sonos
• Soul | Disney Movies

Excerpt from the Disney earnings call: “You get a Star Wars spin-off! And you get a Star Wars spin-off! Everyone gets a Star Wars spin-off!”

This week: Miami’s Gavin Newsom, NBA bubble coffee shops, and Tim Cook presses the thumbs down button on his TiVo remote.

Links:

• Jimmy Butler is the most interesting man in the NBA - Sports Illustrated
• Official Big Face Coffee Owner on Instagram: “If you know you know. #bigfacecoffee #20Bucks #Cash #miamiheat #TheMFBubble”
• Sources on Twitter: "@TylerIAm NBA on ESPN: “And up next, we got a good one for you as the COVID vaccine looks to save the season for humans here in 2020. We’ll find out next, in what is shaping up to be a huuuge game for the human race as they look to end their losing streak to the formidable COVID-19 virus. https://t.co/4tPyP6bHom" / Twitter
• Opinion | Movie Theaters Are Dying. Did Jason Kilar Deal the Final Blow? - The New York Times
• The 52 biggest Marvel, Star Wars, and Disney announcements from its end of year event - The Verge
• Casey Newton on Twitter: "Wow. Just watched the episode of the Mandalorian where an unexpected ally comes through in the nick of time" / Twitter
• Bob Odenkirk ‘Nobody’ Trailer 2020 [WATCH]
• Facebook Accused of Breaking Antitrust Laws - The New York Times
• Pet Peeve
• Discovery, home of Shark Week, enters the streaming wars with Discovery Plus - The Verge
• The Best Money Tim Apple Ever Spent - Still or Sparkling
• Apple TV Was Making a Show About Gawker. Then Tim Cook Found Out. - The New York Times
• Magic Keyboard for iPad Air (4th generation) and iPad Pro 11-inch (2nd generation) - US English - Apple
• Accessories, Add-Ons, and Extras | Sonos

Just in time for your long holiday car rides to distant family get-togethers, we have a special Max-sized episode for ya'll. Wait, there's a global pandemic going on? And you should all stay the h*ck home? Oh...

This week: Fieri chat, home audio talk, and the big deal that is WarnerMedia's 2021 streaming strategy. This is a good one. 🎥.

Links:

• Christina Lauren⁷ ᴮᴱ on Twitter: "ok I’m really curious - how do you write? (also no wiseass keyboard gifs, ya jags) https://t.co/BPwL1NFted" / Twitter
• Guy Fieri, Flavortown Mayor, Raises $21.5 Million for Workers: Bloomberg 50 2020 - Bloomberg
• Golden Retriever with Guy Fieri
• The PlayStation 5 vs. the Xbox Series X and Series S | Engadget
• Apple MacBook Air with M1 review: new chip, no problem - The Verge
• Two MacBook Pro models getting mini LED in 2021, MacBook Air in 2022 says Kuo | AppleInsider
• Apple (AAPL) Preps Next Mac Chips With Aim to Outclass Highest-End PCs - Bloomberg
• Apple officially announces AirPods Max: Here are the features - 9to5Mac
• Noise. Cancelled. Beoplay H95 - ANC headphones | B&O
• Cosm – Office Chairs – Herman Miller
• Warner Bros. Smashes Box Office Windows, Will Send Entire 2021 Slate to HBO Max and Theaters | Hollywood Reporter
• Upgrade #329: The Stale Hot Dog Industry - Relay FM
• Jimmy Butler's coffee shop in bubble has led to dreams of running cafe - Insider
• Jimmy Butler is the most interesting man in the NBA - Sports Illustrated