Margie hates him so much that she never bothered to learn his real name and calls him McFarland the whole episode. Zoe hates him so much she'd rather get on stage at a Norah Jones concert and sing a love ballad a cappella than watch another movie of his. Other men we hate on in this episode: Daniel Tosh, Peter Travers, and Ryan Reynolds. Plus, Margie gets McHale'd, Zoe learns some fun facts about heterosexual intimacy, and you lucky listeners get pro tips about sex, drugs, and vegetables. Oh, yeah, btw we're watching Seth McWhatever's Ted from 2012, starring hate crime perpetrator Mark Wahlberg and the smoke monster from Lost (who you might know as Mila Kunis).

This Film Is Not Yet Rated: https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0493459/

I Think We're Alone Now (Tiffany documentary): https://www.imdb.com/title/tt1152828/

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Intro music by Hot Lava.