Teenage Dirtbags

93: Julia Special

Meatloaf and Cher AND Foreigner! Damn

92: "You are the Girl" by The Cars

We lost a lot this year, but we gained this terrible music video

91: "Wanderlust" by Björk

Gary and Brayton talk about Bjork. As much as one can talk about something ineffible.

90: "Rockafeller Skank" by Fatboy Slim

Gary and Brayton talk about a video. Rockafeller Skank to be exact

89: We're sorry!

We're sorry about how sporadic the show has been! It might continue to be sporadic! We're sorry!

88: "Night and Day" by Hot Chip

This video has Reggie Watts, what more do you need? Oh, Terrance Stamp? He's here too.

87: "Cotton Eye Joe" by Rednex

If it hadn't have been for Cotton Eye Joe this episode would be over a long time ago

86: Xmas 2018

Must be Santa time already? You're damn right it is.

85: "Lone Digger" by Caravan Palace

Sometimes animals just gotta strip.

84: "Love Rollercoaster" by Red Hot Chili Peppers

Zip zip zip a zip drive in your flipper Got go get Gilligan because I'm the Skipper I don't like the Red Hot Chili Peppers much The end

83: Mini Episode "The Guillotine" by The Coup

Due to an injury, me and Brayton haven't been able to record and won't be able to til next week. This micro episode is to let you folks know, and also, this song slays. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=acT_PSAZ7BQ

82: "Cradle Of Love" by Billy Idol

Sometimes you just want a quiet night in to contemplate how all of your friends are getting on with their lives and sending out digital wedding invitations then some weirdo shows up and wants to play tapes and dance in...

81: "MmmBop" by Hanson

Brayton and Gary explore the science of how long an Mmmbop actually is. Hanson Video https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NHozn0YXAeE Kidz Bop Video https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rDPxwchPRys

80: "Lump" and "Peaches" by The Presidents of the United States of America

Summer Jam season continues on with a twofer from the Dirtboys and PUSA. Lump and Peaches!

79: "Frontier Psychiatrist" by The Avalances

WHAT DOES THAT MEAN? - Old man Turtle Face

78: "War" by Bone Thugs N Harmony Feat. Henry Rollins

War! What is it good for? Apparently some bad slam poetry and an opportunity for us to crack jokes about a silly video

77: "Mmm Mmm Mmm Mmm" by The Crash Test Dummies

76: "Into the Great Wide Open" by Tom Petty and The Heartbreakers

Eddie waited till he got to high school. Don't wait that long to listen to this new episode. Watch Here

75: "I'm Afraid of Americans" by David Bowie and Trent Reznor

Jonny's got a new episode Jonny wants you to listen right away. Jonny Supports Patreon, Jonny has an invisible AK Watch Here

74: "Do Right" by Jimmie's Chicken Shack

jfc

73: "Butterfly" by Crazy Town

We are your sugarbuns, your butter....babies. Come for the trailer for Kiss the Girls 2: The Butterfly Collector. Watch this

72: Bald Shirtless Bass Players With Goatees

Brayton takes a look at the most common species of bassist, the prolific "Bald Bassist with Goatee." Videos discussed: "No One Knows" by Queens of the Stone Age "Chop Suey" by System of a Down "Dig" by Mudvayne

71: "Touchdown" by John Maus

Come for the aesthetic, stay to learn about the sport of football. Ahem

70: "Three Little Pigs" by Green Jelly

The dirtboys are back with, well, here we go. Watch this.

69: "Must be Santa" by Bob Dylan

That's right, it's time again for our annual tradition, our yearly ritual, our yuletide dipshittery. It's time, for Must Be Santa. Then a break to recharge our batteries! We'll be back in a month or so.

68: "Ms. Jackson" by OutKast

67: "Hook" by Blues Traveler

We took a lil break but The Hook Brought Us Back In a sort of anti Scatman John situation, a jackass frontman makes a decent song a bit worse rather than the other way around. 3 more episodes this season!

66: "Duke Lion" by Big Dumb Face (Minisode)

Here's the video! Gary hasn't seen this one, so watch at your own risk. We'll be back with a regular episode next time!

65: "Everybody Jam" by Scatman John

We end as we began: With the ghost of Louie Armstrong summoned from a brick wall. Watch this and see the Summer of Scat fade into the review mirror.

64: "Scatman's World" by Scatman John

The Summer of Scat Continues! Brayton and Gary tcb with Scatman's World, a magical place at the intersection of dreams and life.

63: "Scatman" by Scatman John

There's enough misery in the world so we're pivoting away from the Summer of Glum/Summer Bummers series to THE SUMMER OF SCAT. Join us, for part 1.

62: "Gin and Juice" by Snoop Dogg

Summer Jam season continues, late into the summer, with this undeniable ear worm from the golden age of west coast gangsta rap. Dig it.

61: "Summer Girls" by LFO

Summer Jam Seasons begins with THE WORST SONG WE'VE DONE FOR THE SHOW. Check it out. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NHuGG_FsC20

60: "Slumlord Rising" by Neon Indian

(Extremely Warcraft 3 voice) The Slumlord...has awakened. BnG raises the rent on the slumlord in question. Check this Hotline Miami ass fire: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l0wPHAau1ts

59: "Hearts on Fire" by Hammer Fall

Welp, there's a few different Hearts on Fire videos. This is the one we watched. It's time to get Skelecrazy and Cubist in this piece.

58: "California Love" by Tupac

Check out this all time classic, then party with the Dirtboys in Inglewood (Inglewood, Illinois).

57: "Girigiri Surf Rider" by HALCALI

More "Daily Motion Sickness" with HALCALI and Girigiri Surf Rider. Scope this catchy number. Gang violence AND a new Pokemon tournament? Happy happy birthday to me! (it's not actually my birthday).

56: "Hunger Strike" by Temple of the Dog

It's a TEENAGE DIRTBAGS SPECIAL REPORT! Time to end our contract with Christian Slater. We don't mind stealing bread, and hopefully you don't mind listening to this episode. And a bonus 8-bit version

55: "Let's Go to Bed" by the Cure

Let's Go to, sigh, Daily Motion for some bouncy weirdos, courtesy of Liam McCann! Let's get literal!

54: "I Would Do Anything for Love" by Meat Loaf

Listen, there are just some things we won't do. I wouldn't top deck an airplane bathroom, for example. But Meatloaf is different. Watch this

53: "I Did It" by the Dave Matthews Band

Well, somebody fucking did it. Yes. Me did it. This special, special song brought to you by Kole Ross, and features special guest special Kole guest Ross.

52: Nobody Speak by DJ Shadow feat Run the Jewels

Picture this. Brayton and Gary will fall off in your grill, and then take a shit, with our 2nd Duckstream donation request. Yes, we are guilty motherfuckers, we are death.

51: "One Headlight (Heroes Remix)" by the Wallflowers

It's Office Livin' with the Dylan boys! Brayton and Gary talk some smack about the Godzilla, but never Godzooki. Thanks Will! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pm_zXG72pdk

50: Coolest Pokémon Tournament Finale

It's finally time to reveal....the coolest pokemon. Can you handle the controversy?

49: Turn Down For What

Well, this is something. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HMUDVMiITOU Listen and Brayton and Gary enumerate all the reasons one might wish to turn down.

48: "Black Hole Sun" by Soundgarden

Why don't Teenage Dirtbags come and wash away the rain? Because we're busy watching this artifact: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3mbBbFH9fAg

47: "Must Be Santa" by Bob Dylan / "Spies Like Us" by Paul McCartney

Hey, Love it or Hate it, it's Mr. Robert Dyl-Dyl and a certain red buddy (the roust-a-bout). And because we love you and hate ourselves, we decided to get into the holiday spirit with this disaster and a halfster.

46: "Rapture" by Blondie

And here we are, Brayton and Gary, talking about a Blondie classic. How'd we miss this back in the 80s!?

45: "What is Love?" by Haddaway

It's my way or the Haddaway on this episode of Teenage Dirtbags!

44: "Roll to Me" by Del Amitri

We capture a White Whale with Del Amitri's tale of singing babies, coquettish mom's and vague teleportation.