In our third Dumpling (that's somehow bigger than a normal episode but don't worry about it), we talk about the fantastic experience that was our Warhammer Fest four-day weekend! Food, Games, Queues, and more!

What a surprise, an autistic couple are infodumping about their shared love of Warhammer! Join hosts Kate and Ryan as they talk about the two big community campaigns from the early 2000s, and about the very unlucky Space Marine chapter, the Lamenters!

After hibernating through the cold of February, Katie and Ryan return to talk/ramble vaguely coherently about coffee and the 1980s deathtrap/amusement park, Action Park!

It's the taint episode, because it taint Halloween and it taint Christmas! We have another "exciting" installment of Year-Eka, where we look at the hallmark year of 1607. Then, Katie tells us about the history of blackened teeth, and how it's only historically a bad thing for Europeans!

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In what is no doubt the SPOOKIEST podcast episode of the year, Katie and Ryan discuss the origins and evolution of Jack O'Lanterns, Wills-o'-the-Wisp, and Trick or Treating. Then, we learn about the history of Vampires, and the many strange and exciting varieties of Vampire found all over the globe! And just to make the episode even spookier, they decided to be sick whilst recording! Nothing's spookier than a mild cold!

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IMPORTANT NOTICE: If you are reading this around the time of release, we will be livestreaming various PS1-inspired horror games throughout the month of October! Go to twitch.tv/telldontshow every Sunday at 7:30 BST if you're interested! We've never streamed before so it's sure to be a train wreck, but hopefully an amusing one!

It's still September, this counts as the September episode! In this (definitely not delayed) instalment, we continue our apparently recurring segment "Year-Eka!" by talking about the Year 363 CE, and what a year it was! Then, we talk about just a small fraction of the countless Dumplings that can be found all across the world, from Suet Dumplings to Pierogi to Mandu and more!

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Our second Dumpling is out, and WOW is it late! Regardless, we talk about a series of Warhammer 40,000 comedy-military novels by Sandy Mitchell- the Ciaphas Cain series! The books are great, and hopefully this episode explains why. Expect a full Infodump in the next few days also!

Not only is this episode later than usual, it's also much shorter! First, we discuss the rodent that is not a rodent, the Hyrax, before we give a definitive rundown of the Year 1 CE in a new recurring segment, Year-eka! It's an absolute mess of a segment, I'm very proud.

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