This week we share the things you did, as a child, that your kids will never do. Either because you won't let them, they can't or you simply hope they won't.

Hi, we disappeared for a month and now we would love to catch you up on our lives. Stay tuned for some great upcoming episodes.

Summer is in full swing over here and we have some great water stories for you today involving sharks, lampreys, trucks-turned-pools and doubling up on swimsuits.

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This week we are talking camping and share stories about cow legs, flaming marshmallows, peeing in front of boy scouts, and using body spray as a fire starter. Listener beware, depending on your sense of adventure, you may want to cancel your summer camping plans.

We would still love to hear and share your camping stories, submit them here: https://sites.google.com/view/tellmm/submit-your-stories

Language is a funny thing, and the words, phrases and nicknames we use in our families are no exception. Today we are sharing the origin stories of the weirdest words in your family vocabulary.

As always, if this episode got you remembering your own family we'd love to hear about them. Submit your stories: https://sites.google.com/view/tellmm/submit-your-stories

Let's talk college stories this week, so much learning and growing is happening as you begin adulthood and we are here for all of it. Creepy Santa Claus, Quitting Classes and Changing Majors, Breaking Into Buildings on Campus, and Millipedes are a few of the things we discuss this week.

As always, as you listen, if an college story of your own comes to mind, we'd love to hear it:

Today we are sharing with you all of the good and bad surprises you've lived. If this episode doesn't make you feel a little better about the human race, we don't know what will.

We've also realized, we need a lot more good surprises in our lives.

Can you even get "lost" in this day and age? The answer is a resounding yes, although many of our stories are pre-cell phone. Stories this week involve dirt roads, department stores, being in THE WRONG STATE, escaped toddlers and Buttonwillow. Thanks for listening!

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As we discuss your dental drama this week we also mention short shorts, the Portland Trailblazers, trampolines, 1989 Honda Accords and metal allergies. As always, thanks for listening.

Submit stories on our web-site:

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Today we are sharing some of your never-before-shared submissions and guessing which episode/topic they are related to.

You can submit stories related to our past themes on our web-site: https://sites.google.com/view/tellmm/submit-your-stories