Dagnab ol' puppets. What's good about puppets? Lie-fueled lumber production? Actually, I guess that's pretty cool. Did you know that in the Disney movie Pinocchio, the whole nose-growing thing was only in it for like one scene for a very small amount of time? It wasn't even a thing about him; it was something the fairy was doing TO him. And then, pretty much any time Pinocchio is referenced in pop-culture, it's the nose thing! As if that's his main thing! Dude was an actor. He had dreams... Well, anyway, this is Beyond the Alley of the Dolls!