This week's pick is the insane 1983 Shaw Brothers action/horror/mystery Portrait in Crystal. According to IMDB, several mysterious killings take place in the underworld and a warfighter is trying to find the culprit behind these murders. Now that sounds pretty straightforward, but what you actually get are hyperactive fight sequences, sparkly special effects, exploding bodies, a weird underground death chamber obstacle course, and a heavyset man only referred to as Fatty, amongst other bizarre delights.

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