As promised, we talk Jackie Collins's Chances and make our next Friction Fiction Book Club selection. Sadly it is not Pounded in the Butt by My Own Butt.

We lament the loss of America's Next Top Model, the show that brought our little family together. http://deadline.com/2015/10/americas-next-top-model-cancelled-22-seasons-1201581984/ 

You're doing it wrong! It's Christmas card season and the apostrophe is problematic. http://www.slate.com/blogs/browbeat/2014/11/25/how_to_make_your_last_name_plural_on_holiday_cards_and_avoid_apostrophe.html