Kelly is no longer communicating with written language.

Tom Wopat is in trouble up to his wrist.

Leigh Anne will take the pennies off a corpse's eyes.

The ACLU has written the amicus brief to end all amicus briefs.

America's in the shitter, you guys. 

Stick around for the stinger: the worst soda ever. What's in the shotglass, b*tch?

Mo visits Dr. Google

Leigh Anne's been vacationing again

Life in Trump America

The September Vogue arrived and Kelly is angry

Plus the usual shenanigans

We lament the loss of an entertainment legend...Chyna

Leigh Anne's husband Joe joins us to talk about Prince and gets all choked up.

Kelly has a bee in her bonnet about lady-business.

Harriet Tubman's gonna be on the $20, y'all!

What's in the bowl, b*tch? Boring popcorn and terrible Japanese Candy. Of course Mo likes it. 

The People vs. OJ Simpson

Rupaul's Drag Race with an opinion from an elderly greyhound.

What's in the bowl, b*tch?

It’s a hot stream-of-consciousness mess this time. Maybe there was gas leak nearby?

TRIGGER WARNING & SPOILER ALERT. From 00:45:00 to 01:06:00 we discuss Star Wars with spoilers. Skip that bit if you care about that sort of thing. You've been warned. 

The ladies spend the better part of an hour mocking Brian's Christmas mania, his membership in the Glow and his beloved Department 56 village and Kelly can't land a joke to save her life

A dramatic reading from "Oppressed in the Butt by My Inclusive Holiday Coffee Cups"

A "What's in the Bowl, Bitch" on Hershey's Deluxe Kisses naturally devolves into a discussion on scat porn.

Merry fucking Christmas!

Dancing with the Stars, listener letters (well, one listener with many letters), Hobby Lobby and crafting offsets & vacation wrap-up (now with 100% more greyhound mouth slime).

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As promised, we talk Jackie Collins's Chances and make our next Friction Fiction Book Club selection. Sadly it is not Pounded in the Butt by My Own Butt.

We lament the loss of America's Next Top Model, the show that brought our little family together. http://deadline.com/2015/10/americas-next-top-model-cancelled-22-seasons-1201581984/ 

You're doing it wrong! It's Christmas card season and the apostrophe is problematic. http://www.slate.com/blogs/browbeat/2014/11/25/how_to_make_your_last_name_plural_on_holiday_cards_and_avoid_apostrophe.html 

Happy Halloween!