The ladies spend the better part of an hour mocking Brian's Christmas mania, his membership in the Glow and his beloved Department 56 village and Kelly can't land a joke to save her life

A dramatic reading from "Oppressed in the Butt by My Inclusive Holiday Coffee Cups"

A "What's in the Bowl, Bitch" on Hershey's Deluxe Kisses naturally devolves into a discussion on scat porn.

Merry fucking Christmas!