<p>LISTENERS ASSEMBLEEEEEEE!!!!! This week, Marci covers the infamous case of Texarkana Murders of the state-boarding siamese city. The girls dive into each of the suspected murders and are perplexed the erratic patterns of the unknown killer that sent the city into a state of chaos. Sit back, lock your docks, hide your wife and tune in to the sweet sounds of death trombone.</p>

LISTENERS ASSEMBLEEEEEEE!!!!! This week, Marci covers the infamous case of Texarkana Murders of the state-boarding siamese city. The girls dive into each of the suspected murders and are perplexed the erratic patterns of the unknown killer that sent the city into a state of chaos. Sit back, lock your docks, hide your wife and tune in to the sweet sounds of death trombone.

TEXANS ASSEMBLE!!!!!!

How Am I Still Alive?! is a True Crime and Comedy podcast hosted by Marci and Jess, two cynical cat moms with an inappropriate thirst for murder and all things crime. In each episode, the girls deep dive into some of the most grisly of murders and most ghastly of crimes. Their sense of humor is the only thing keeping them from crumbling to the overwhelming dread and horror of these cases. The reality of these crimes and the possiblity that it can happen to any one at any time leaves us constantly asking ourselves, HOW AM I STILL ALIVE?!Tune in every Saturday to satisfy your sick urge for heinous crimes and fluffy kitties.

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TEXANS ASSEMBLE!!!!!!

TEXANS ASSEMBLE!!!!!!