In the first part of a double bill, Ryan and Claire take on the might of both the Russian and Vietnamese armies in revenge-rampage-ridden First Blood Part 2 and its pick'n'choose Italian knock off Strike Commando, to see which of the films is more racist.

Is Claire's Sly Stallone impression her greatest feat to date?

What does a ruptured duck even look like?

And will race relations ever recover?

Find out on TALES FROM THE BARGAIN BIN

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