You'll never hear a worse rendition of Russian accents so tuck in for a quarter-hour of unintentional comedy against the backdrop of a slightly amusing tale of betrayal, greed and numbers.

You never know what you're gonna get - like the best line in Forrest Gump.

On today's variety pack we had another crack at Protobot (http://molly.is/experimenting/protobot/) to come up with a catchy brand for lickable finger polish.

That and a recap of last night's Celebs Go Dating and why you should never commit to a project that doesn't give you the flutters.

I read an article on America's Test Kitchen all about how to improve your kitchen craft with 50 tweaks. Man, it's insanely useful.

Get those 50 hacks, here: https://www.americastestkitchen.com/articles/4259-50-tiny-skills-to-improve-your-cooking-today

On today's show I also natter about some other stuff like trying to find teachers who are actually good, and helping businesses get their sh!t together.

Whatever we're doing in life requires way more context than it's given. Today's show reiterates the importance of context when you're asking someone to do something. The reason you don't get what you want is often because you're not being clear or EXPLICIT in your request.

Just by reading that you saved 13 minutes listening to me. All the hacks, people!

Find yourself one thing you love doing and love doing it more. That's the secret for smashing 2022.

Pig's heart finally crosses the Rubicon to human cavity - man delighted. Woman marries pink, not the rock star. Other woman thinks better of it and marries herself, instead. This and lots more on today's Thacknology, your alternative round-up of the day's events.