Don't fall prey to the knotty liches, They'll steal your rocks and confuse your stitches! Eight deals with the worst tutorial known to man, so protect your orifices! (Except your ears, of course.)

"String is the thing in which to catch the conscience of the King!" -Shakespeare (probably)

Also, So sorry TogaGirl. You may have to wait for the Russian crime lords to overtake the undead before I can master the forbidden arts.

Until then, everyone can swear fealty at: [email protected]