Was this episode made in two pieces and stitched together through magic of podcasting? Will Colin survive his "man cold" diagnosis? Is The Bachelor America's #1 prank show? Is Rachael going to marry Matt James only to be immediately cancelled? Who is this Tyler person? Was that carnival operated by a single light switch? When will we get to watch Katie find love? Was that a frickin bison?

Season 25 episode 6 of The Bachelor deepens our love affair with the pointlessness of love...