There's a minimum of two sides to every story and I just think that that's important to remember. That experiences and stories are subjective to the narrator and rarely the entire truth. But all my friends deserve a thank you today. I love you guys. 

Life, it has good stuff and bad stuff. And one of the bad things is when your fucking waiter is watching you input his tip and you end up tipping more than you want to. And the good stuff is making friends. I like friends. 

Thank you to Alyson for listening to the ep with me before I posted it and laughing at some parts. I like laughing at some parts. 

Alyson, my dumb dumb, lovely cousin brought one of her best friends over and her name is Anna. And we just all had such a good time and in a sequence of possibly too serious of episodes, I was waiting to put one out that had a little more shine to it. 

Thank you to Anna, Alyson, and Ron. 

I'm in this place where I have the freedom (by design) to challenge existing ideas and so this one's the one where I find my own values when it comes to family and unconditional love. 

To my Mom, this home, and a family with Ron and Alyson; thank you thank you. 

Hey. It's not a typo. I just walk this Earth with my own custom made pocket dictionary. Menno Helf Michael slang for Mental Health and today I had a boxing match with fears of the future. 

Thank you for your ears. Always always. 

It was an accident. And I felt genuinely terrible! So fuck off. LOL

This ep's thank you thank you is for Jimmy and Mel who were so fucking nice to have me. I hope I never overstay my welcome. 

Mike and Tomathan talk about the Haunted House, living with Alice, and Jacking Off Hansen. All good things! Sorta..

Is it too intense for me to say that i'm an advocate for self-love? Or.. understanding who you are and what you want and what's good for you? But sometimes when you have no one to really please, you might find yourself only making jokes for yourself. And the only one laughing is you. 

This one gets a little serious about boundaries and showing respect to yourself and I hope you enjoy it. Thank you.

Michael explores the validity of his horoscope, but he has low expectations and more fun than he expected to have. 

And Darren gets a nice shoutout in the end. Thank you. 

There's a part of me that I had to put away, but I'll always enjoy talking shit... and having shit being talked to me.