Ladies and gentlemen, we’re back—episode 167, baby! I’ve been sick, we’ve got a brand-new alien invasion backdrop (shoutout to the mayor of Chicago), and I’m here to unpack it all. From Ellen DeGeneres fleeing to England with Portia (thanks, Trump), to the Thanksgiving disasters that nearly ended my family gatherings, we’re covering it all.

Listen, if you’re still buying dry turkey and ruining your Thanksgiving, just say it—you don’t care about your family. Three words: Honey Baked Ham. You’re welcome.

And Black Friday? I worked the system, traded in all my old Apple junk, and scored a basically free Mac Mini. Meanwhile, Best Buy and their “you can’t buy an iPhone without selling your soul to a carrier” nonsense had me questioning reality. What are we doing, Best Buy?!

Oh, and let’s not forget: I’m here to settle the ultimate holiday debate. Is Mark Zuckerberg’s Get Low cover better than Bieber’s Mistletoe? I mean, who knew Zuck could… “sing”?

It’s chaos, it’s comedy, it’s What Are We Doing. Episode 167—let’s go! 🎙️👽