Steve and his family eschewed Thanksgiving traditions for freezer treats and snowshoeing and the gods (... God?) made him pay for their transgressions. Jason found inconsistencies in the Chiefs Hallmark holiday romance, leading the guys to craft the perfect holiday schmaltz plot. Also, Steve and his friends couldn't even afford the tennis rackets that poor people (and cartoon characters) make snowshoes out of.

Finally, yes, we checked and Patrick Duffy is still alive.