That 70's Podcast

Deadly planes, killer crows, scrubber blows, and vertigo -- oh my! It's time to get our Hitchcock Parody on with That 70's Shows' second Halloween episode. In this episode Cheyenne and Rain discuss Season 3, Episode 4: Too Old To Trick-Or-Treat, To Young To Die -- in which Fez shows off his ass, Donna's a little too boring for Eric, Kelso becomes a Forman, Danny's brother makes an appearance as an over zealous paper boy, and Cheyenne hasn't watched enough Hitchcock movies and gets confused about what parody is what. 

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1, 2, 3, 4...Hyde's father has been back for year and hasn't come knocking on the door. Dick. Who needs confrontation with the one and only son you abandoned when you can just hide away behind the wood a nasty bar? In this episode, Cheyenne and Rain discuss Season 3, Episode 3: "Hyde's Father" -- where Hyde finally confronts his terrible father, Red is glad the drama isn't about their fucking family for once, and Donna has a little trouble accepting the other two-dimensional women in Eric's life. Who knew boys could be so gross? *raises hand* Me, me, over here, I knew they could.

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Going off the last episode, we get to see more of Red's crazy side. I mean -- wait -- let's be real here, when was he never not crazy? But, oh hell's bell's, might as well stick to those rules that he believes aren't that strict. Oh Red, you need some help. In this episode, Cheyenne and Rain discuss Season 3, Episode 2: "Red Sees Red" -- where the Forman house is like a prison, Laurie is under the curfew for some reason even though she's old enough to do whatever the hell she wants, and The Brady Brunch Variety Hour is what we should strive to be to become a functioning family. Get your pink glitter and ruffles ready, it's time for the show!

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Lessons from Eric Forman. Number One: When your father asks you if your best friend has ever pressured you into drugs, you confidently say that, no, you've never been pressured. Number Two: After you've unnecessarily blabbered that you also do drugs to try and save said friend from being kicked out of your house (even though your parents have already changed their minds) -- when your father asks you how long you've been doing them (after too long of a pause) you respond, "Ehhh a week." instead of, "Since I was, like, thirteen." To everyone's horror, after Hyde's arrest and Eric's big mouth, Red has decided that he's been to lenient on the kids underneath his care. You see, FUN TIME IS OVER. In this episode, Cheyenne and Rain start Season 3, Episode 1: Reefer Madness -- in which Red doesn't bail Hyde out of jail, Jackie is proud of the fact that Steven got arrested for her, Bob has a weird hatred of Hyde despite the fact that he and Midge also smoke -- and swing, Red's afraid that Hyde's drug habit will negatively influence his children -- because he's oblivious, Donna gets shot and dies, and Leo drinks some tea.

Exciting things are happening!

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Eric is allowed to streak in front of the President while wearing a Nixon mask -- even if he bumped his head or something and can't remember it happening. [We genuinely don't know if this is a character thing or a writer thing]. Donna, however, is not allowed to moon the camera at a pep rally. That is what we learn today, kids! You see, Eric owns her butt, apparently. Obviously. Makes total sense. In this episode, Cheyenne and Rain discuss Season 2, Episode 26: Moon Over Point Place -- in which Eric is a prude, Donna is hilarious, Fez is mad at The White Man, Kelso loses some cash, Jackie signs her and Hyde up for Roller Disco, Hyde is super mean about it, Jackie buys weed from her maid to prove that she's not A Square, and Hyde goes to jail for it. 

And That 70's Podcast officially finishes off another season!

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You must be cool and aloof. Don't let things get to you and become impatient. Because 1) that can lead to high blood pressure and no one wants that and 2) it's just not ~zen~ enough, man. Let's be real though, we're all a little bit of both of the impatient nature of Jackie and the cool exterior of Hyde. Also that's what makes them absolutely perfect for each other but that's unfortunately not for a few more seasons. Anyways, today Cheyenne and Rain are celebrating the 50th episode -- 50TH EPISODE! -- by discussing Season 2, Episode 25: "Cat Fight Club" -- where Hyde teaches Jackie to be zen and that's all that happens. Oh, and maybe something to do with Laurie invited Kelso to dinner as her "boyfriend" and Red not even remotely surprisingly hating it, and Laurie being childish and always antagonizing Jackie. But as they say, where zen ends, ass kicking begins. So, go take her down, Jackie.

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Our car got hit...by another...car...accident! That's the word. Just kidding guys, we're perfectly fine. Although Rain is a bit banged up in the sinus area, but that's nothing new. However, Red's employee Earl is a bit banged up everywhere and was probably dropped on his head at some point, this poor man, can't come up with a good excuse for each day he's late. Get it together, man. In this episode, Cheyenne and Rain discuss Season 2, Episode 24: "Red Fired Up" -- in which Red and Eric surprisingly get along (albeit for just a short time), Kitty becomes surprisingly concerned about Laurie's sexual and romantic encounters, and Jackie is still upset over the breakup with Kelso. Except not for the reasons you think, she just wants to be able to make him miserable again. Understandable.

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Kitty will give you an option: you can choose to go to church and not be a sinner, or you can choose to not choose to not go to church and not be a sinner. When it comes to her and her family's ticket through those pearly white gates, it's really very simple: you go every Sunday. Unfortunately for her, her children don't quite see it that way. In this episode, Cheyenne and Rain discuss Season 2, Episode 23: Holy Crap! In which Jackie's already mooning over Kelso again, Kelso grows a gross beard, Fez grows a beautiful one, Red doesn't think anything is his fault, Kitty's desperate for two grown people to attend church even though they don't want to, Pastor Dave tries to make religion cool and hip to get the kids to come to mass, Laurie tries to make Pastor Dave come in general, and Rain and I do our best to not insult anyone on this topic! Just remember, there are much better drugs than LSD and PCP. It's time to get high on G.O.D.

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When you cheat on your girlfriend with multiple people (the entire time you're dating them), make her feed and clothe you, and burn down her house -- you're allowed to be angry when she accepts a date with another person. Obviously. Makes sense. Even if she doesn't even consider it a real date and is just there for the food. So says Kelso, after all, and he is one bright cookie. In this episode, Cheyenne and Rain discuss Season 2, Episode 22: Jackie Moves On -- in which Jackie does not move on, more fats jokes and fat shaming are made, Red pretends he's interested in jewelry, Kitty pretends that's normal, Laurie looses her biting wit, Eric burns himself, we wonder why the our recording session is so long, and Jackie turns into a blueberry.

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Okay, the boy part isn't true...for the most part. But let's be real here for a second, when Kelso is out of your life, the whole world is your playground. And Jackie picks the one jungle gym that has a little bit of rust around the edges. Hyde can complain all he wants, but he got some new boots and got to hang out with a beautiful girl so it's not all bad. In this episode, Cheyenne and Rain discuss Season 2, Episode 21: "Kelso's Serenade" -- where Kelso tries to win Jackie back with a terrible song not written on his own guitar, Fez also tries to win Jackie...sort of...he mainly just talks about his love for her but doesn't really do anything about it, and Donna and Eric get into a fight over...something? Who cares when you can stare at Jackie and Hyde.

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