Aw JEEZ, who let these golden retrievers into our studio?! They're--NO, MY FICUS! It--PUT THAT DOWN, MR. WORF IS AN ACTION FIGURE, HE IS NOT FOR DOGGOS! Som--WHAT'S IN YOUR MOUTH. WHAT ARE YOU EATING. DROP IT. DROP IIIIIIIIIT.
Oh God okay I gotta go handle this, here, have the episode, there's a war at Camp Half-Blood, Tyson unlocks the Cowpuncher job-class, and some of Annabeth's old tweets are reaaaaaaally problematic OKAY BYE.

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