The Jackson Two

Listen, sometimes you edit an episode, and then you accidentally become important at work and it ruins your life, and then you forget what the episode was about by the time you find the action points to publish it. Enjoy!

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🎶 Well you can tell by the way I use my walk

I'm the Oracle, burpin' green when I talk

Prophecies in the attic warm

I've been mummified since you were born🎵

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What does a summer camp do in winter? When will Saint Sally get the SLIGHTEST consideration from her terrible god-son? And CAN she overnight some sinus meds to PJ?

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While the kids are exposed to dangerous levels of Kenergy, we discover William’s elemental weakness, have YET ANOTHER argument about magnets, and discuss the perils inherent in perching above Seattle with a katana as a public mental healthcare model

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PJ and the crew meet YET ANOTHER GOD, William needs to dial 411 to learn what 411 is, and wait, Zebras are HOW big?!

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ABC tries out for the rugby team, William remembers Southland Tales fondly, Isaac wants to see👏the👏monkey👏, and SO HELP ME STORE-BRAND GOD I'M GONNA FIND THAT CRICKET OR DIE TRYING

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We realize that Camp Half-Blood is basically the Jedi Council in a BAD way, William takes Casey to task for pronouncing a fake word correctly, and a first-of-its-kind event demands celebration!

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The electrified, enwebulated, mystery-boxingest finale of this interstitial season! BE THRILLED OR BE BILLED!

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WHERE DID YOU COME FROM, WHERE DID YOU GO

WHERE DID YOU COME FROM, IMMORTAN CALEB

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With apologies to Mike D and hopes they'll keep until he's back from the dead

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