It's finally here! The Goldbug launch and Tammy- Well, Tammy hasn't slept in I don't know how long... But she'll be getting that eternal sleep soon. Very soon. Until then, I hope you have a good time giving this episode a listen!

Victorine has lost her marbles! Even more than before! The 4th and final bastard baby has gone home to meet her maker: the Devil! She's in hell, but I bet she still hear that heart thumping under the wooden floors.

Disclaimer: One of the audio clips that I recorded for this episode has horrible feedback. Oops. Sorry, f*cked-up fam! I promise I will do better. I honestly think I forgot to plug in my mic... But we are going to make this work!

If you own a black cat with a missing eye, I recommend that you stay as far away from this episode as possible. I don't want to traumatize another individual. For those that I have already traumatized, my most sincere apologies. Yikes! For all of you that are cat-less or pussy-less as Napoleon like to say, hope you have a good one!

This Morgue is BANANAS B A N A N A S! In this episode, the chimps fight back for their rights, which leads to another Usher casualty. Thank God the chimps are more likeable than the Usher's! Hope y'all have a ball!

TRIGGER WARNING! This episode gets a little steamy- Both literally and metaphorically. Oh, and I've got a spoiler for you: Midnight Orgy Malfunction. That's it. Please don't say I didn't warn you. You might need therapy after this. Just a heads up!

AND WE'RE BACK, BABY! Season 12! Woot woot! This season we are going back to basics: a Mike Flanagan show- Of course! What's better than that?! Oh, let me tell you: a show where Mike Flanagan puts his on spin on Edgar Allan Poe (THE GOAT) classics! I am so excited to cover this show! Hope you are as excited to listen to me rant about this show that f*cked me up (in a good way). We're in for some surprises and several jump scares! And we get to see our favorite ensemble back together. Love this for us! Go give this podcast a listen and become part of the f*cked up fam!

We have made it to the end of Season 11, b*tches. Pass over the skins so we can roll ourselves a cigarette to destress after this very stressful (but delightful) first season of the 1st gen. We talk about the impact that this show had when it first came out back in 2007, and the impact it continues to have 17 years later. We also have a very SPECIAL GUEST come on and we talk about how Skins shaped our teenage years. Here are the sources for the articles/videos I referenced:

Remember that I will take a couple weeks hiatus to prepare for Season 12! xoxo

It's Anwar's birthday, b!tches! There will be disco music, amazing food, a fight, and some resolution on a very important friendship. Also, Sid's wearing that ugly ass sweater again (it's probably dirty too) and Cassie is making her last grand escape. Lastly, there is a parallel to an infamous Mean Girls scene and it is SO FETCH (Regina George does not think so... LOL). See you all next week for the wrap-up episode.

My girl Effy might not be a talker, but she is f*cking insane! Also, that is a compliment. She is crazy and she is free just like Mother Lana del Rey. This episode has drugs, drugs, and more drugs. Good thing their top notch pharmaceuticals. Also, there is a plot twist like no other. It's so unexpected, it made my stomach turn. Pure evil I tell you.

Sweet Michelle and her broken heart! We see her go through all the stages of grief after ending her relationship with Tony and we also see her grief her short-lived flame with Josh. This episode also shows us how cold one can get after being hurt so many times. Don't be like Tony! Be self-aware of your mistakes and maybe- Just maybe, you won't lose out on a girl like Michelle.