First, we meet Ganu, a Spanish social media influencer, who thought it was a great idea to add her own knee cartilage to her rigitoni bolognase. Most of us disagree.

Next, a man's wife has a secret booger depository in the car, for when she picks her nose while driving and it ain't pretty!

Finally, things go sideways on a sexual deviate, who died as a result of mixing a ping pong ball and a defective vibrator, as we hit a new milestone in dark humor.