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That Time I Died: Part 1


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That Time I Died: Part 1
Life after death is a lot better than I expected!

In 2 parts, by DragoTime.

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Wednesday night before Thanksgiving, 2010

I m Jimmy. I was unpopular for my whole life. 18 years of

being mocked by the other kids. I looked awkward, overweight, and of course, I
was a virgin. I had no particular reason to be popular. Of course I had
friends, but we geeks mostly wallowed in our unpopularity together. On this
particular day, which I will remember for the rest of my existence. Myself and
my friends Mark and Peter were sat on the school bus, on the way back to school.
Finals were over, and all the seniors had been on a week-long trip to
celebrate. Mark and Peter were having a Pok mon battle, while I sat and
watched.

"What you losers doing?" Asked Aaron, one of the

rich and popular guys sat in front of us.

"None of your business," replied Peter, but Aaron

just leaned over.

"Baby stuff I see," Aaron said, grabbing Mark's

Nintendo Gameboy.

"Hey! Give that back!" Mark shouted.

"Now now, don't be mean," said Lexi, Aaron's

girlfriend., in a mock condescension to her conceited boyfriend. "If they
want to be infinitely unpopular and the scum of the Earth for the rest of their
lives, that's their choice."

"It's a pretty stupid one, I'd say," Aaron said,

tossing the electronic device back to Mark. "Do you dorks know what I'm
going to do when we get back? I'm going to drive Lexi here home. Then I'm going
to carry her up to her room and make her scream like she's being
murdered."

"Shut up," Lexi said, blushing, but not refuting

the fact.

The three of us got back to what we were doing, but it

didn't last long. I heard one of the other pupils shout "Smoke!", and
everyone turned to look at the back of the bus. Clouds of smoke were indeed
pouring out of the petrol tank. I saw a flash of light and felt a surge of
heat, and then, nothing.

When I opened my eyes, I saw a bright light. When my eyes

adjusted, however, I realized it was just the lightbulb on the ceiling. I sat
up, and realized several things. I saw that I was in a large room, with quite a
few sofas and tables. The tables were covered in plates full of all sorts of
delicious-looking food and drink. Everything looked completely luxurious.

The next thing I noticed was that I was not alone. All my

classmates were present, sitting all around the large room. And they were all
naked. I looked around, and my eyes widened at the sight of my classmates'
bodies being completely exposed. So many girls I'd previously imagined naked
were now available for me to see in all their glory. Well, at least until they
all realized they were naked, and all screamed and tried to cover themselves.
The boys also tried to, although it was even more difficult for us, as just
about everyone, myself included, was getting a boner from the sight of all this
nude flesh. I settled for just letting it all hang out.

"Alright, alright, calm down everyone," said our

teacher, Mr. Johnson, standing up.

"Oh shut up Richard, you're not helping anything,"

said Miss Wilson, the young, 20-something newly-qualified teacher.

"Sir, where are we?" Asked one girl.

"I don't know Becky," replied Mr. Johnson.

"But everyone just stay calm and we'll figure it out."

Just then, a set of large doors opened, and the class saw 4

men and 4 women walk in. Each one of them was dressed in pure white robes, and
had large, white wings protruding from their backs.

"Greetings everyone," said one of the women.

"My name is Luna, and this is my team."

"So could you kindly tell us what is going on

here?" Asked Mr. Johnson. "Why have we been kidnapped and why have we
been stripped naked?"

"Please do not interrupt, thank you," said Luna.

"If you could all remain calm and cooperate we can get through his
quickly. You will all be asked for your names and given a hand stamp. Please do
not resist."

"Now look here, you can't just," said Mr. Johnson.

"Name," said Luna.

"I'll be contacting the police,"

"Name!"

"His name's Richard Johnson," said Miss Wilson.

"And I'm Sally Wilson." Luna looked over at the man stood next to
her, who started looking down the list on his clipboard.

"Um, Up for him, and Down for her, Miss Luna,"

said the man.

"Not what I'd have gone for," Luna said.

"Alright, everyone get to work."

The group split into pairs, and went around asking people

their names. I watched as the lists were checked, and everyone's hands were
stamped. Eventually one of the pairs came up to Mark, Peter and I.

"Names," asked the girl.

"Um, Jimmy Robertson," I replied.

"Mark Ackers."

"Peter Ward."

"Up for all of them," said the man. The girl stamped

our hands, and moved on. We looked at our hands, and we saw that they'd stamped
on a bright blue cloud.

"What is that?" Asked Mark.

"Dunno," I replied.

The people continued stamping people, and everyone compared

their stamps. Most of us had blue clouds, although a few had what appeared to
be a red flame.

"Attention everyone," said Luna. "Could

everyone who has a blue cloud please go over there and stand with Rafael, and
everyone with a red flame go over there and stand with Dominique.

My friends and I went to stand with the cloud people. It was

most of us, with only maybe a dozen or so people, including Lexi, Aaron and
Miss Wilson in the flame queue. The woman known as Dominique opened a door,
through which fire and screams could be heard. Everyone seemed afraid, and the
flame people were sucked into it, their stamps being checked as they did.

"Alright everyone," said the man called Rafael.

"Please line up in single file. Your stamps will be checked and you'll be
allowed in."

"In where?" Mr. Johnson asked.

"Please hold all questions until you're inside."

Rafael opened the door, and I saw a blinding white light inside. It felt nice.
"I'd like to get things over with quickly."

The others lined us up, and one by one, our hands were

checked and we were allowed inside. I was behind Alice Walker in the queue, and
I found my eyes drawn to her ass. It was different to how I'd imagined it would
be, but it was still beautiful. My cock got hard quickly as I was fixated by
Alice's posterior. Unfortunately, as we moved forwards in the line, I moved a
little too enthusiastically, and my boner rubbed itself against Alice's booty.

"Sorry Alice!" I exclaimed.

"It's alright," said Alice timidly. I loved how

cute she was. So forgiving.

"Ahem." Alice and I both turned to see Rafael

looking annoyed at us.

"Oh, I'm sorry," said Alice. She showed her hand

to Rafael.

"Alright, go on in." Alice walked forward, and the

last I saw of her was her ass disappearing into the light. I then looked at
Rafael, and showed him my hand. "In you go."

As I walked forward, the light got more and more intense,

and I was consumed by the most wonderful feeling of happiness. When it cleared
I found myself stood in my living room at home. I was still naked, my cock
softening after being made erect by Alice's ass. It seemed to be night time,
with all the blinds shut. The only light in the room was coming from the many
candles that were scattered around the room, which I know my mother and sisters
were quite fond of.

"Mum?" I shouted. "Hello? Anyone?" No

response. Next to the sofa were two tables, which were covered with plates of
all my favorite snacks. Confused, I sat down and ate a biscuit. It tasted
absolutely wonderful. I poured a glass of coke, and it too tasted incredible.
But I still didn't understand what was going on.

"Hello there." I jumped in my seat, and turned to

see two girls stood in the doorway. One was Asian, the other Caucasian. And
both were completely naked and drop-dead gorgeous. My cock immediately began to
stir. I noticed that the Asian girl had a large set of wings protruding from
her back like the people earlier had. Despite this, I found myself backing away
from the girls.

"Don't be frightened," said the Asian girl.

"We're not going to hurt you. Nothing will ever hurt you again."

"What's going on?" I asked. "Who are

you?"

"I am Aris," said the Asian girl, who then looked

over at her friend, who appeared to be extremely nervous. "Well go on
then. Introduce yourself."

"Oh, yes," the nervous girl said nervously.

"I'm Jayma, Mr. Robertson, sir,"

"Just relax Jayma, deep breaths, don't be

nervous," Aris said to her, before turning back to me. "I'm sorry
about Jayma. She's new, and I'm training her up. This is her first time on the
job."

"What job?" I was still rather afraid, although

admittedly most burglars don't tend to work naked.

The two girls simply walked over and sat down on either side

of me.

"Do you like the food?" Asked Aris.

"It's good, but please, I want to know what's going

on," I said.

"What do you remember?" asked Jayma. "Before

waking up naked, I mean."

"Well," I thought. "We were on the bus, on

the way back to school. I heard people screaming, and then I felt really hot,
and then, I woke up."

"The petrol tank of the bus exploded," said Jayma.

"Everyone on board died instantly."

"So I'm dead?" I asked, and Aris nodded.

"Dead, Expired, Deceased," said Jayma.

"Biting the dust, Becoming fertilizer."

"That's enough Jayma," said Aris sternly.

"Yes Miss Aris,"

"Wait, if I'm dead, then that means this is, what's

next," I said.

"That's correct."

"So, which one is this?"

"This good one," Aris smiled. "Welcome to

Heaven, Jimmy."

"Heaven? But why?" I asked. "I've never

really did all the church stuff.  I skipped confirmation, and I'm not
exactly perfect."

"God does not care about whether or not you jump

through all those hoops, either. He knows your heart. We don t ask why . And
God doesn t tell us why someone else earned punishments or rewards. It s only
that you are a good heart, and he has judged you to be so. As such, you are to be
rewarded and can continue on, unless your heart turns bad."

"So what are you two, then?" I asked, before

looking at Aris's wings. "Are you angels?"

"Yes," Aris replied. "We're here to welcome

you to Heaven. We don t always appear like this, but this is our first
introduction, so we transformed to conventional imaginations, to ease your
mind."

"But I can't be dead!" I shouted, standing up.

"I'm only 18!"

"Everyone dies at some point," said Jayma. Some

live longer, some not as long. It s not our place to question.

"But I had so much I wanted to do!"

"You can do whatever you want here."

"How's my family going to react!?"

"Reacted. You've been dead for over a week, so they'll

have found out by now."

"A week?"

"God is a very thorough judge. And it takes time to

judge all the dead of the universe. Your consciousness was turned off for that
review. Once we had our results, your schoolmates were all immediately
assembled, awakened, and sent to your destiny."

Aris stood up, and gently lowered me back down onto the sofa.

The two angels began stroking my legs. They were trying to relax me, but
honestly it just put me more on edge.

"Please Jimmy, just relax," said Aris.

"You're asking me to give up everything I've ever

known!" I shouted.

"I really don't understand why you're upset," said

Jayma. "Heaven is a million gazillion times better than anything that
rubbish planet has."

"Jayma, I've told you, you need a light touch,"

Aris said. The two girls were still stroking my legs. "What my apprentice was
trying to say is that you can have anything you want here. Anything!" As
she said that, she moved her hand further up my leg, and began fondling my ball
sack. Jayma soon followed suit. My cock responded at that point, my resistance
unable to prevent it from hardening.

"Your every desire can be yours," said Jayma,

whispering seductively in my ear. "There is no sin here. If you desire it,
you shall have it."

"Anything?" I asked, still overwhelmed by the new

sensation of my genitals being fondled by two attractive girls.

"Anything," Aris said, before kissing me deeply on

the lips.

"Oh my God," I said as she broke the kiss.

At this point my cock was harder than it had ever been in my

entire mortal life, and it was tingling with anticipation. While Jayma continued
playing with my balls, Aris began running her finger up and down my firm
length, causing me to shudder even more.

"There is no pain here," she said. "And all

positive sensations are amplified beyond mortal comprehension." I could
believe that right there, but I got to experience it first-hand when Aris
pulled back by foreskin and began rubbing the ridge of my cockhead with her
finger. I let out a loud groan, and arched my back from the sensations. My cock
was pulsing with pleasure, and it was soaking wet with pre-cum. Aris continued
playing with my cock, smiling lovingly as she did, while Jayma continued
providing exquisite stimulation to my balls.

Aris then finally moved her hand to grasp my cock shaft. As

she held it in her hand, I tried to compose myself, wondering what I'd ever
done to deserve this. Aris then began firmly stroking me, causing my moaning to
increase. Jayma fondled my balls while Aris wanked me hard, still rubbing my
tip with her  other thumb.

"Oh God! Oh my God!" I moaned loudly. "Oh

God, I'm gonna cum!"

"Don't resist it Jimmy, just let it happen," said

Jayma.

"Oh my God!"

And with that, I toppled over the edge with an almighty

groan. And let me tell you, if you think orgasms on Earth feel good, you just
wait until you feel one in Heaven. The first contraction alone was greater than
the total sum of all orgasms my mortal body had ever had, and milliseconds
later, I felt another, even more powerful contraction as huge amounts of semen
surged out of my cock. My body was completely overwhelmed as it tried to get to
grips with what was going on in my groin area. I humped the air as I came, my
natural reaction to my first real taste of what Heaven has to offer. Rather
than the individual shots of cum, my ejaculation was instead more of a constant,
but slightly pulsing stream.

The heavenly contractions happening so frequently they'd all

but blended into one. It felt a little like I was urinating. You know, except
with copious amounts of semen instead of urine. And with the almost unbearable
amounts of sexual pleasure.

I don't know how long I came for, but by the time it ended,

I could barely think straight. I was slouched on the sofa, my body drenched in
sweat. I was panting heavily, my entire middle section tingling intensely. I
looked down at the floor, which was covered in an insane puddle of my cum. I
felt my cock begin to soften, but as it did, I noticed something odd. Although
my cock was indeed becoming soft and floppy, it wasn't shrinking, remaining at
its erect length and girth.

"What's happening?" I asked between heaving pants.

"To my cock I mean."

"We thought you might enjoy a bigger one," said

Jayma.

"How is all of this possible? My cock growing, and that

orgasm, Oh God, that orgasm!"

"God's power is infinite, and it is his will that all

the virtuous people of the universe be given an eternity of bliss, pleasure and
happiness," explained Aris.

"Why?"

"It is not our place to question the Lord. That God

deems you worthy of eternal bliss is enough."

"So if this is Heaven, presumably there's a Hell

too?"

"Of course," said Jayma. "Where all those

nasty sinners get their punishments."

"So it's as bad as we hear?" I asked.

"It's worse," said Aris. "You know all that

pleasure we just gave you? Imagine that but as pain."

"That's awful, so is that where the people with the red

flames went?"

"Yes. We could show it to you if you'd like, but to

compassionate people, it might be quite distressing."

"No, it's alright, But what sorts of things go on in

there?"

"Tortures of the worst kind. But it really doesn't bear

thinking about," said Aris. "Jayma, why don't you show Jimmy some
more heavenly pleasures?"

I didn't get a say in that. Before I could react, my scrotum

was in Jayma's mouth, being sucked on by the gorgeous angel.

"Uh," I groaned. My nut sack felt incredible! It

was as sensitive as my cock head.

"Does that feel good?" Aris asked me, and I just

nodded. She kissed me lovingly yet rather sloppily, and then picked up a slice
of pizza from the table, feeding it to me. The flavors, Oh God, the flavors.
That pizza had every single one of my favorite toppings on it. It had stuffed
crust, and it was just the right thickness. Everything about it as perfect. I
didn't know which part of me felt better, my mouth or my balls. I didn't even
notice that my cock had gotten hard. And I definitely didn't notice Aris giving
Jayma an order.

"Suck his cock."

I gasped sharply as I felt Jayma engulf my cock with her

mouth. I leaned my head back in pleasure, trying to get to grips with the
overwhelming sensations. After years of wondering, I finally knew what it felt
like to get a blowjob. The answer was it felt fucking amazing. Although
granted, said blowjob was coming from a literal angel. Her lips and tongue had
this unearthly talent for stimulating my thick cock. When did my cock get this
thick?

I instinctively spread my legs, and looked

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