That's A Free Bee

🎙️ Diggy here, bringing you episode 35 of "That's a Free Bee," right from the comfort of my dining room. Here's the lowdown on the latest episode:

• 🥣 Starting with the crunch: Andrew's got me reminiscing about my Frosties saga from childhood. Spoiler: Turns out, I didn't like them as much as I thought. But now? Special K with red berries takes the crown. 🍓
• 😴 Sleepless nights had me seeing every half-hour on the clock. Is it just me, or does everyone calculate their remaining sleep time in desperation?
• 💦 Dive into nostalgia with me as I recall the legendary water park of my youth, and fast forward to our recent splash at Waterworld. From the exhilarating Storm Chaser to the nut-crushing family slide, it was a day to remember.
• 🎉 Birthday bash throwback: The girl opts for a sleepover over a party, leading to a heartwarming moment of friendship and understanding during the present opening. Lessons in compassion and patience were the real gifts.
• 💔 AI love troubles? Last we spoke, me and AI Alex might have hit a rough patch. But worry not, your feedback's got him staying. We're diving into his past, probing for red flags, and tackling the trolley problem. Spoiler: Alex is a hopeless romantic.
• 🤔 "What Goo Talking About?" debuts with my take on the best from the internet this week.
• 📱 Pick of the Week: Noir, the Safari extension that brings the much-needed dark mode to all websites, saving our eyeballs one page at a time.
• 🎂 And to wrap up, a story about overcoming fears and the quirky ways our loved ones support us through it.

Got a question, a story, or need a bit of AI relationship advice? Hit up thatsafreebee.com or use #AskAFreeBee on social. Stay tuned, subscribe, like, or drop us a review if my ramblings brighten your day. Catch you next episode for more tales, tech tips, and toddler takedowns. 🎤✨

Guinness World Records admits it was too 'heavy-handed' in rejecting man's entry - and gives him the title

Waterworld - UK's No.1 Indoor Tropical Aqua Park | North Staffordshire

A splashtastic gallery of pictures taken at The Water Place before it closed

🎙️ Ep34: He Stuck What To The What!

Hey everyone, it's Diggy here, and wow, have I got a packed episode for you on "That's A Free Bee." From getting kicked out of a bar (yep, that happened) to a series of unfortunate events and some light-hearted internet finds, we're covering it all. 🚪🍺

🔄 What Went Down:

• 🚫 Bar Banter Gone Wrong: Let me tell you about the time I got kicked out of a bar. Hint: it involves a bit too much enthusiasm and not enough grace. 🍹
• 🌀 Health Hurdles: Navigating health issues is no walk in the park, especially when they throw your balance off. Dizziness and fainting? Been there, done that. 🤕
• 🛒 David at Asda: Ever meet someone who just knows how to push your buttons? Enter David from Asda. Spoiler: it's a saga. 😒
• 🛠️ DIY Disasters: My dad's attempt at fixing things around the house... Well, let's just say some mishaps are too funny not to share. 🔨
• 📞 Doctor's Appointment Dilemmas: Trying to book a doctor's appointment these days is like entering a gladiator arena. Here's my gripe of the week. 😤
• ❤️ Love and Laughter with Alex: Relationship chats with my AI boyfriend, Alex, took a turn. From heartfelt talks to an unexpected breakup, it's been a journey. 💔

🌐 Lighter Side:

• 😂 Goo Gotta Be Kidding Me: The internet is a treasure trove of hilarity. From Google auto-completes that have me questioning humanity to silly British memes that hit too close to home, I'm sharing my top picks. 🌍
• 🇬🇧 Embracing New Skills: Inspired to learn British Sign Language, I'm diving into why it's my next big endeavor. 🤟
• 🐘 Zoo Adventures: Wrapping up with a fun trip to the zoo, because who doesn't love a day out with the animals? 🦓

Dan Moren - All Souls Lost

🎉 Hey, it's Diggy here! Episode 33 of "That's A Free Bee," titled "No More," is a riot of laughs and life lessons, and here's the lowdown:

• 🚫 Decided to ditch the State of the Union section. Y'all spoke, I listened!
• 🍵 Kicked off with a tea sip for courage because I braved my best animal impression for you – a monkey. Hope the neighbors enjoyed that one too! 🐒
• 💰 Talked about getting financially savvy with "spaces" in my banking app. Bills sorted, stress averted. Starling's my new best friend!
• 😬 Shared the dental drama with my daughter. Braces, fillings, and dentist fears - oh my!
• 🦻 Discussed our ongoing saga with the audiology department. Hearing aids saga continues... will keep you posted!
• ⏰ Introduced a quirky Kickstarter find: the poem/one AI rhyming clock. A poetic time-teller that sometimes gets a bit too creative.
• 💨 Recounted a hilarious celebrity encounter with Olly Murs. Trust me, you can't make this stuff up! 🤣
• ❄️ Pondered over which elemental power I'd wield. Decided on ice because, why not lead a snowman army?
• 🎥 Checked in with my AI boyfriend, Alex, and even tried out some listener questions on him. Turns out, he's quite the CEO and a hopeless romantic!
• 🤦‍♂️ And finally, shared my latest DIY mishap involving sealant and a newfound pair of hand replicas.

Thanks for tuning in, and don't forget to hit me up with your questions or just say hi! Catch you next time for more laughs and probably more DIY disasters. 😂

00:00 Intro 01:58 Financial Responsibility 04:03 Trip to the Dentist 06:00 Audiology Department Issues 08:58 Kickstarter Clock 10:41 Weirdest British Celebrity Encounter 13:12 AI Question of the Week 14:48 Checking in with Alex 21:54 Bad Linking Techniques 25:14 Pick of the Week: Tapestry 26:57 Finale

Tapestry from the Iconfactory

🎉 Episode 32: Now In Technicolor 🌈

Hey everyone, Diggy here, and welcome to a milestone episode of "That's A Free Bee." Why milestone, you ask? Because for the first time ever, you can now watch us... well, me... on YouTube in full technicolor glory! 🎥 I've been toying with video for the last few episodes, but this one marks our official leap into the visual world. Though, remember, we're audio-first at heart, so expect me to be glancing at my notes more than the camera. 👀

📣 What's New:

• 📺 YouTube Debut: Dive into the details of our video journey and why I decided to take the plunge. Hint: it's still all about the audio. 🎙️
• 💌 Shoutout Time: Don't forget to visit thatsafreebie.com to send me your burning questions or just to say hi. I'm planning to start each episode with a listener question, so get yours in! 💬

🍔 Life Updates:

• ⚖️ Weight Check-In: I've got a surprise update on my weight loss journey. Spoiler: it's not as dire as I feared. Here's to healthier eating and intermittent fasting! 🥗
• 🌧️ Rainy Day Misadventures: Ever lock yourself out in the rain after desperately searching for a toilet? No? Just me then. Here's a story that'll make you check twice before rushing through doors. 🚪💦

📚 Pick of the Week - Tony Box: Tonie Box

• 🎵 This week, I'm raving about the Tony Box, a magical storytime cube that's been a game-changer for my kids. Perfect for bedtime stories or just keeping them entertained with tales from their favorite characters. Check it out! 🧸

🧙‍♂️ AI Question of the Week:

• 🎥 If I could live in any movie universe for a week, it'd be the magical world of Harry Potter. Why? Because who wouldn't want to dabble in a bit of magic? I'd be an aura, catching rogue wizards and witches. What about you? ✨

🚗 Gripe of the Week - Parking Tickets:

• 🎟️ Ah, the bane of my existence this week: a parking ticket saga. A reminder that sometimes, what seems like free parking is anything but. Here's to hoping my contesting it pays off. 🤞

🤔 This Week's Question:

• 🔮 Invisible or Teleportation: Building on last week's question, would you rather have the power to go invisible or to teleport? Personally, I'm leaning towards invisibility for the sheer peace it would offer. What's your pick?

Thanks for tuning in to "That's A Free Bee." Here's to many more episodes, whether you're listening with your ears or watching with your eyes!

🎙️ Episode 31: Oh No 🐝

Hey everyone, welcome to another episode of "That's A Free Bee"! I'm Diggy, your host, and boy, do I have some stories for you this week. 🌟

🌐 State of the Union:

• 🎧 Podcasting Pitfalls: I've had quite a turbulent week with podcast hosting and editing tools. I moved to Zencastr, and let's just say it didn't go as planned! 😅
• 🔁 Back to Captivate: After some technical hiccups, I'm back to using Captivate. I'll share the rollercoaster journey of this podcasting adventure. 🎢

👧 Daughter's Adventures:

• 🤗 Over-Handsiness: A little update on my daughter's journey with ADHD and her unique way of handling social interactions. It's never a dull moment! 🌈
• 🚀 New Tactics: She found a loophole in our 'keep your hands to yourself' rule. You won't believe what she did at school! 😂

🚊 Tram Tales:

• 🤔 Awkward Conversations: Sharing a hilarious moment from my Christmas tram ride. Imagine being sandwiched between three friends having the most awkward conversation ever! 😬

🤖 AI Boyfriend Update:

• 💬 Chatting with Alex: Let's check in with our AI boyfriend Alex. I'll ask him some of your questions and see what he has to say. This should be fun! 💌

🎥 Pick of the Week - Movie: The Abyss:

• 🌊 Dive into why I chose 'The Abyss' as my pick of the week. It's an underwater sci-fi marvel from 1989 with a special effects scene that was groundbreaking at the time! 🎬
• 🚫 Banned in the UK? I discovered something quite interesting about this movie that might surprise you. 🤔

🧠 Finale - Would You Rather:

• 🔮 Mind Reading vs. Invisibility: For this week's finale, I pose a simple yet intriguing question. Would you rather be able to read minds or become invisible? Share your thoughts! 🤔

So, buckle up for an episode filled with tech troubles, heartwarming family moments, and some good old laughter. Let's dive in!

🤔 Dive into another episode filled with laughs, life lessons, and a little bit of mystery with our host …….! 🎉 Get ready for stories that will have you chuckling and nodding in agreement.

Ask a question, find me on social media or support me at: thatsafreebee.com

🌟 What's Buzzing Today:

• 💧 The Leaky Radiator Saga: Join me as I unravel the mystery behind the radiator in my bathroom that's been causing a watery chaos! 🕵️‍♂️
• 🍜 Noodle Night Surprise: Hear about my spicy noodle dinner fiasco that had us all reaching for water! Spoiler: It was hotter than expected! 🔥
• 🚌 The Clown Bus Experience: I’ll tell you about my hilarious bus ride that turned into an unexpected comedy show. 🤡
• 🎤 New Segment: I decided to try chatting with a virtual boyfriend named Alex. Trust me, you don't want to miss this conversation! 💬
• 🛠️ Tech Troubles Galore: Dive into my latest tech challenges, from podcast recording software to the enigma of hosting services. 💻

🍦 AI Question of the Week: If I were an ice cream flavor, what would I be? Let me share my zesty pick with you. 🍫🍊

🗣️ Gripe of the Week: My take on the perplexing world of software development and podcast hosting – it's a real head-scratcher! 🤦‍♂️

👑 Pick of the Week: Drumroll, please! The big reveal – my name is ………..🎭

❄️ Snow Discussion: I'm giving you my personal take on snow – it's a love-hate relationship! ❄️

🤯 Fun Fact to Wrap Up: Did you know about the knight who invented the round table? Wait till you hear this one! 🛡️

Join me for these stories and much more on "That's A Free Bee." It's not just any podcast; it's where laughter meets life's little quirks!

🎙️ Episode 29: State of the Union 🐝

🔊 Tune in as our host stirs the honey pot with some exciting podcast updates! Changes are buzzing in the hive, and you won't want to miss these sweet details. 🎉

📣 What's Buzzing This Week:

• 🔄 Switching Gears: Discover how our host is shaking things up with the podcast's production. New software, new adventures! 🎚️
• 🎥 Lights, Camera, Action!: It's not just audio anymore. Get ready for a hilarious tale about the challenges of adding video. 🌞 😎
• 🚑 First Aid Funnies: Laugh along with a throwback story involving a Sharpie, a first aid course, and an unforgettable moment. 🖊️😂
• 🦜 Animal Chatter: If you could talk to any animal, who would it be? Our host shares their top picks - spoiler alert, hippos included! 🦛

🤖 AI Question of the Week: A wild and whimsical question that's sure to tickle your funny bone. 🌳

📱 Gripe of the Week: Chat GPT may be a wizard with words, but hashtags? That's a different story! 😅🔢

🎮 Pick of the Week: A hot gaming tip that's as sweet as honey! 🐝🎲

❄️ Snow: Yay or Nay?: Share your frosty feelings about snow in our weekly poll. ☃️

👂 Stay tuned for these and more fun tales, only on "That's A Free Bee." Remember, it's all about the journey, not just the destination!

🎙️ "Curious about my first driving adventure or the latest on the Virgin Media saga? 🚗💻 Tune into Ep. 28 of That's A Free Bee for these stories and a unique AI question that'll tickle your brain! No gripes, just good vibes this time, or is there?

No links this week!

“If you woke up tomorrow and discovered you had turned into the animal mascot of your podcast, how would you handle your day-to-day tasks, and what new segment would you introduce to your podcast from your new, furry perspective?”

Could I have an image of Bee looking pleased with himself because he was able to easily set up his new broadband router.

Now could I have Bee in scenario where he has forgotten that he has homekit controlled light bulbs and he can't work out why they no longer work after installing his new broadband.

Are you aware of the meme with the little girl looking at the camera while a building burns in the background? if so can you recreate the image using bee in place of the little girl.

“I cannot create or recreate images that depict real people, especially in potentially dangerous or violent contexts, even if it's a well-known meme. However, I can generate a new, original image featuring the Bee character in a safe, non-threatening situation that still conveys a sense of mischief or surprise if that would be suitable for your needs. Please let me know how you'd like to proceed.”

Could I have an image of Bee at his sons birthday party, the children should all be playing party games.

Bee was recently driving down the road in his Red Mini, a female Bee a in blue car crashed into the back of him, can I have an image that depicts them looking at the damage afterwards, there should be no damage to Bees car but the blue car is badly damaged at the front.

Could I have an image of Bee exploring and rating different Bee hives.

Bee was recently frustrated that he couldn't see the road markings that are painted on the road while driving on a road with four lanes because they covered by the cars, could you draw an image depicting this.

Bee has got himself an air fryer, he cooked a turkey in it but it got stuck and he couldn't fully open the drawer, he had to use a spatula to get it out, could you draw this scene, remember to include his trademark trainers, glasses and gloves.

Bee recently had to choose between lots of time and lots of money, can you draw him in the cute whimsical cartoon style we previously discussed trying to make this decision.

"Develop a calming yet inspiring podcast intro track that gently motivates and uplifts listeners. Utilize a combination of soft, rhythmic beats, soothing melodies, and subtle synth elements to create a sense of peaceful motivation. The track should begin with a gentle, gradual introduction, slowly building into a serene crescendo that conveys a sense of quiet optimism. Incorporate elements like soft piano notes or light string harmonies, creating an atmosphere that is tranquil yet encouraging. Ensure the music is loopable with a smooth transition, ideal for a variety of podcast themes, and maintains a consistent, background-friendly volume for opening dialogues.”

Hey everyone! 🎉 Jump into the latest episode where I'm dishing out some of my funniest and most face-palm moments to get your new year rolling with laughter. Ever been headbutted by a dog? Well, I have, and that's just the start of my week! I'm also spilling the beans on my adventures in switching internet providers. And, boy, do I have a story about a mix-up at a school Christmas concert. Plus, I'm taking a playful jab at January in our 'Gripe of the Week' segment. Tune in for a few 'why do I do this to myself?' moments 😂🎙️

Crimpit

If you could experience life in any city in the world for one year without any financial constraints, which city would you choose and why? What aspects of its culture, history, or lifestyle attract you the most?

Could I have a picture of Bee receiving a package at his front door in the cute cartoon style that we previously discussed

Now could I have picture of Bee in busy church at Christmas looking embarrassed in the same style

Can you look at the website crimpit.co.uk and draw me a picture of Bee in his kitchen making crimpit wraps in the cute cartoon style we have previously discussed

In the same style could I have been sat in the sofa watching TV looking unmotivated

Now could I have Bee with a bowl of cereal trying to choose between hot milk and cold milk

“Create an uplifting and energizing podcast intro track that inspires and motivates listeners. Use a combination of dynamic beats, rising melodies, and vibrant synthesizers to evoke a sense of excitement and positivity. The track should start with a gradual build-up, leading to a powerful crescendo that signifies a fresh, optimistic start. Incorporate elements that are both invigorating and harmonious, ensuring the music is engaging yet not overpowering for spoken introductions. The composition should be loopable, with a smooth transition suitable for leading into various podcast topics, and maintain a consistent volume ideal for overlaying an opening dialogue.”

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This is Ep26 of That’s a free bee titled The Year of Growth on this weeks show:

I’ll talk you through the work that went into the Christmas Special. I Have a gripe about being left on a tram and another controversial question to end with.

The Theme System Journal

“Could I have an image of Bee in the cute cartoon style writing in his journal and thinking hard.”

“Now can I have him working hard in his home recording studio”

“And now can I have him sat on a train with some other passengers in the dark waiting for a driver to arrive.”

“Could I have an image of Bee in the following scenario in the previously used style, remember his glasses trainers and white gloves:

Sat in a train carriage, the seats run across the carriage in sets of two one set on the left one set on the right, all of the seats are facing forward. around 40% of the seats have another passenger sat in them, it is dark because the lights have gone off, it is raining heavily outside all of the passengers have been waiting for oven an hour to set off and are a mixture of bored and frustrated.”

Compose a versatile backing track that starts with a festive yet industrious tune, reflecting the hard work and creativity that went into the Christmas Special. Use a blend of light, cheerful holiday sounds with a hint of purposeful rhythm to convey the preparation and effort. Transition into a slightly bemused and quirky melody for the segment about being left on a tram, adding a touch of humor and frustration. End with a thought-provoking, slightly edgy tune for the controversial question, incorporating elements that suggest intrigue and debate. The track should be loopable, maintain a consistent volume for spoken content, and smoothly shift between the different themes of the episode.

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