This week we ring your iPod's doorbell to tell you about the U.S. Open and, more importantly, middle school crushes.

Live from Bodega Bay, it's Joe, Jacob, and Robert talking about a new iPhone app/obsession and trying to decide who's more manly.

Shoehorns, snoring, soccer, and South African accents. This podcast is brought to you by the letter S.

We're back and not too tired to talk about life changes, Lost, 24, and the good ol' days of being a generic businessman.

After listing the most ridiculous 80s sitcom plots, we discuss our childless existence. And by discuss, I mean celebrate.

Super sweet mustaches, possibly inappropriate gas, and the summer movie season. What more could you want?

In a tradition unlike any other, we celebrate our 50th episode like a couple of suck egg mules.

Like a couple of Chucks Woolery, we help a lonely listener make a love connection.

Find out who is pissing Jacob off this week, which celebs we want to be friends and/or intimate with, and test your knowledge of all things Phil.

We howl and shriek with Gabe, and discuss Tiger, Berkeley vs Miami, and the Settlers of Catan.