Tony Touch and The Eating Machine discuss the Toronto Tempo's newly introduced mascots with "Pronouns" Dez the Snapping Turtle (she/they) and Dot the Arctic Hare (she/her). They also take a look at the historical evolution of sports mascots.

Tony Touch and the Eating Machine dive into the bizarre world of “Bearded Woman” cults, the growing debate over men playing in the WNBA, and the controversy surrounding Indiana Fever guard Sophie Cunningham.

The guys break down what happened when the Fever rolled into Toronto to face the Toronto Tempo, where Cunningham was greeted with a chorus of boos from the crowd.

Tony Touch and the Eating Machine talk with Cypriot Born Stand Up Comic / Actor of film and Tv series 'Yorkos Kyriakou'. He is also the Director of Limassol International 'Stantar Kkomety Festival' happening sept 30-oct4 2026.

https://stantarkkomety.com

https://www.instagram.com/yorkostheactorcomedian/

https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCRQvJ1zJ_Zn0XuMkdQhwNyQ

Tony Touch and the Eating Machine dive into the surge of '60,000 migrants crossing from Morocco into Spain's Ceuta'. the fallout from the border crisis, and the heated debate over whether "religious weapons" should be allowed in public places.

Tony Touch and The Eating Machine discuss the recent Death of actor 'Vincent Pastore' best known for his portrayal of 'Salvatore "Big Pussy" Bonpensiero' on the HBO drama series 'The Sopranos' (1999–2007).

Tony Touch and The Eating Machine have a late-night realization and discuss that many episodes of 'Seinfeld and Curb Your Enthusiasm' have to do with coats and jackets.

Tony Touch and the Eating Machine Give 'The Odyssey' a review and discuss the '52 year Turkish Occupation of Cyprus'.

Tony Touch and the Eating Machine Talk about 'The Diarrhea Lettuce Outbreak' to the shitty 'World Cup Halftime show'.

Tony Touch and The Eating Machine discuss the Egyptians getting screwed by the referee and the powers that be at The World Cup match vs Argentina to Christopher Nolan's take on his upcoming movie 'The Odyssey'.

Tony Touch and The Eating Machine discuss Joey Chestnut winning Nathan's Famous 4th of July Hot Dog eating contest yet again and stomach issues.