Howdy partners, giddy up and get ready for some gay history, because this week is all about cowboys! Gather ‘round the cowboy campfire and join us as we learn why cowboys seem so homosexual. I mean, look at those outfits. So enjoy the erasure of bisexuals, an in-poor-taste Grimes apology, and the tale of Claire’s American girl doll from Jake Gylenhaal. Yeehaw!

Talking Points: It’s up there, Dead naming Twitter, The Grimes apologist’s lament, I have no more chain to yank, If you toot it’s joever, Where’s his knee?