That's Gay

In an interesting turn of events, this week’s episode is based on a book? That’s right, contrary to popular belief, gay people can read. So join us as we recreate Tom Standage’s A History of the World in 6 Glasses with our own queer little twist. And save the date, for on January 6th we’re meeting at the Capitol Building for a tea dance. Nothing more. Just tea and dancing. We promise… maybe.

Talking Points: That purple drank, Fifth in line to the boygenius throne, No poppers? Revolution, Executed over a bevvy, Bullets and gummies

Howdy partners, giddy up and get ready for some gay history, because this week is all about cowboys! Gather ‘round the cowboy campfire and join us as we learn why cowboys seem so homosexual. I mean, look at those outfits. So enjoy the erasure of bisexuals, an in-poor-taste Grimes apology, and the tale of Claire’s American girl doll from Jake Gylenhaal. Yeehaw!

Talking Points: It’s up there, Dead naming Twitter, The Grimes apologist’s lament, I have no more chain to yank, If you toot it’s joever, Where’s his knee?

Get into this groove, people! In this week’s episode, your beloved leaders of That’s Gay nation boogie down into the deeply queer roots of disco. We admit, this episode is low-hanging fruit — I mean, look at those outfits. But listen anyway because you love us and you may just learn that the mafia is actually responsible for gay liberation. How epic is that?

Talking Points: Resting Terf Face, The Alphabet Mafia, Daddy Bought a Baseball Field, Sometimes You’re Allowed to Call People Ugly, Thanks Detroit, Education at the Clerb

Alright ladies, it’s the final rose tonight. And it goes to… two gay people with a podcast. That’s right, this week Claire and Gib finally put the years long debate to rest — reality TV is irrefutably gay. And we have the proof. So enjoy Gib’s audio sounding insanely crisp, and Claire’s audio being the worst it’s ever been. Sorry man.

Talking Points: The Bachelorthem, Guess what ruined everything again, The Kanye bear incident of 2022, The endless homophobia loop, You know what screw it — Wikipedia

Let’s play ball! Or, maybe, let’s not play ball at all — because we’re getting quite a few mixed messages from the NFL here. Today, Claire, Gib, and special guest Helena Moomjian decide once and for all, is the Super Bowl gay? As far as we can tell, they like gay people… except when they act a little fruity. So choose love I guess? Unless you love to hate.

Talking points: That one gay intern, It’s not beating a dead horse if the horse keeps getting up, The tragic tale of Jerry Smith, Karlie Kloss’ message of warning, Dancing with the Stars is more gay than coming out.

After a series of unprecedented audio mishaps and one very sick host, the leaders of That’s Gay nation have returned to discuss the best half hour between reading and math — recess! While this episode may be about the complicated relationship we from to gender during play, it mostly consists of Claire getting very upset that children play gameswrong. So enjoy arguably the worst quality audio we’ve ever put out, featuring Larissa I guess?

Talking Points: Gib’s unfortunate endorsement, Urban Outfitters ketamine, Twink City U.S.Gay, The perfect half hour to start drama, That’s not House, You dirty nasty zombie tag participating freak

HELLO! Welcome to "That's Gay" a show where your hosts Claire Geare and Gib Manrique choose a topic each week and decide once and for all- is it gay? Get ready for goofs, get ready for gaffs, and get ready to dive into niche pockets up queer culture and history. Gay people have community everywhere, and we're here to prove that to you.

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ROAR! This week Claire and Gib are proving once and for all that animals are, in fact, very gay — and all it took was a little chimpanzee smut to prove it. So please, we invite you to subject yourself to the sheer horror of that all whilst learning a thing or two along the way. Who knew education could be so disgusting?

Talking Points: The life of a cat, Begrudging dog lover, Dolphins holding hands, Monkey smut, The only gay zoologist in the world

In this episode, Claire and Gib whip out their most valuable mystery mousketools to deliver all our dear listeners to the happiest place on earth. Even the Disney gays. That’s right, this week we’re finally answering the question on everyone’s mind: Why does Disney feel so gay? It’s certainly not their politics, and it’s certainly not their content, so why does this gay people hating megacorp seem so homosexual? The only way to find out is to listen. See what I did there? A little cliffhanger. And no, I cannot fix the glitch that occurs in the first .01 seconds of this episode. I have no audio editing skills.

Talking points: Ciswhiteman2000, The ugliest man in the world, Clarabelle vogueing, The Ron DeSentis disaster, Impregnating Captain Hook

Into the trenches we go, soldiers! This week Claire and Gib head into battle against the horrors induced by approximately four YouTube videos… you know the ones. The salacious content that turned you gay in 2015, from Hayley Kiyoko’s “Girls like Girls” to that weirdly high production value short film posted in all caps ”A WORLD WHERE GAY IS A NORM & STRAIGHT A MINORITY.” So, join us on the front lines of coming out at as lesbians at 12 years old, even though we aren’t lesbians.

Mandatory hell’s kitchen update, Kalvin Garrah front lines, Dan and Phil propaganda machine, Sonic cream slush, Claire will never date a woman, Nonbinary carrier pigeon