Saylor's "never sell" pledge lasted five years and a $12.5B loss. Now Strategy will sell "when advantageous." Also: 67 days of negative Bitcoin funding, Atlas Live's too-late retail map, and Aave's $40M stress test — the protocol survived, the users didn't.

• (00:00) - Cold Open: Strategy's 'Never Sell' Meets a Margin Call

The GENIUS Act quietly walls off stablecoin yield for the banks — Allaire is screaming, Armstrong is silent. GameStop wants eBay for $56B (yes, really). SOL Strategies bought a privacy tool with users it never met. Plus: one SEC word, furnished vs. filed, that decides who eats the loss.

• (00:00) - Cold Open: Stablecoin yield ban

Multicoin just dropped $5M into Solana's Exponent. Cliff geeks out on the on-chain rate order book. Harmon clocks the 2022 strategy-vault ghost — and the guy who asked him if Anchor's 20% was safe. The interface won't tell you which yield is real.

• (00:00) - Cold Open: Dogecoin Outperforms Bitcoin